Bleeding Bum

Toby's Ass Has Got It Going On

Toby Staver Is Going To Fucking Bleed muh peenus is going up there right fuckin now he is going to have the mother of all bleeding bum s

by Get Inside Of My Bum June 11, 2023

Bleeding

When you're holding your cards at an angle so other players can see them

(in a game of BS): "How did you know to call BS?" "you were bleeding, I saw the card you put down!"

by takisrthebest March 14, 2023

Bleeding From Your Ass

That moment when you are wearing white pants, period underwear, a tampon, and a pad but coochie blood goes through all that anyway, but you've been laying down on the floor for some reason and your coochie blood touches your asshole. So then you get up and the coochie blood is right in your ass crack showing through your pants.

Side note why do tampons look like long sperm cells?

Random person: "DIOS MÍO!!!! Líza you're bleeding from your ass!"

Líza: "Oh, sorry that's just my uterus. She must think you're cute."

by ItIsLizaNotLisaGetItRight January 27, 2023

fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole

Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....

Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....

by Eviljay666 February 10, 2023

Bleeding out

Having excessive expenses

Man, these days I'm really bleeding out .

by _Scarlett October 8, 2023

Melt into the bleeding time

Disappear completely, dissolve into nothing.

It was time to leave the party, to melt into the bleeding time.

by FullDip October 10, 2023

Bleed wood

The act of unskilled chess players blundering by losing pieces quickly.

If you lack solid strategic and tactical understandings
you will bleed wood at the next tournament.

by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? December 20, 2023