I almost got busted trying to sell drugs to an undercover cop. I knew he had to be a pig in a blanket when he asked to buy some "marijuauna cigarettes". Then I noticed the doughnut crumbs on his shirt, so I didn't even bother with him.
by spielhorst September 20, 2010
Get the pig in a blanketmug. Derived from the process of sheet welding (i.e. sticking two sheets together), refers to bed-based masturbatory activities, with the assumed consequence that the 'sheets' (substituted for 'blankets' for increased differentiation from the innocent metal-work activity), will be welded (i.e. stuck together with semen) together.
Ash: "Euurrggh Doug, is that your hand moving up and down under your covers?"
Doug: "No!"
Ash: "Don't lie, you're blanket welding again, aren't you?"
Doug: "Is it okay if I was thinking of you while I was doing it?"
Ash: "You're sooo not waking up tomorrow".
Doug: "No!"
Ash: "Don't lie, you're blanket welding again, aren't you?"
Doug: "Is it okay if I was thinking of you while I was doing it?"
Ash: "You're sooo not waking up tomorrow".
by Nuciphaal January 13, 2005
Get the blanket weldingmug. by BOBBO May 13, 2005
Get the vagina blanketmug. To masturbate/Jack off/Pull Wire/choke the chicken with Womans Hair.
Long Hair is required.You then wrap the hair around your penis as many times as possible and begin to masturbate. This Is a good way to jack of since no lube is required.
Take care not to Blow your load into her hair, Bitches be hating that.
Long Hair is required.You then wrap the hair around your penis as many times as possible and begin to masturbate. This Is a good way to jack of since no lube is required.
Take care not to Blow your load into her hair, Bitches be hating that.
Terry: I cant wait for my girlfriend to fall asleep tonight.
Billy: Why?
Terry: Cause I'm Horny as hell and I'm going to give myself a pig in blanket while she's asleep.
Billy: Why?
Terry: Cause I'm Horny as hell and I'm going to give myself a pig in blanket while she's asleep.
by KeepItTidy February 12, 2008
Get the pig in blanketmug. Drinking copious amounts of alcohol before going out clubbing in the winter months, in order to maintain a feeling of warmth, when one is too cheap to pay for coat check-in but still wants to wear skimpy clothes.
I want to wear shorts to the club tonight but it's going to be bloody freezing, so I'll have to wear my vodka blanket.
by inconvenientwalrus August 6, 2011
Get the Vodka Blanketmug. by meagan F August 16, 2008
Get the Mexican Blanketmug. by DMind July 12, 2012
Get the piggies in a blanketmug.