Derived from the process of sheet welding (i.e. sticking two sheets together), refers to bed-based masturbatory activities, with the assumed consequence that the 'sheets' (substituted for 'blankets' for increased differentiation from the innocent metal-work activity), will be welded (i.e. stuck together with semen) together.
Ash: "Euurrggh Doug, is that your hand moving up and down under your covers?"
Doug: "No!"
Ash: "Don't lie, you're blanket welding again, aren't you?"
Doug: "Is it okay if I was thinking of you while I was doing it?"
Ash: "You're sooo not waking up tomorrow".
Doug: "No!"
Ash: "Don't lie, you're blanket welding again, aren't you?"
Doug: "Is it okay if I was thinking of you while I was doing it?"
Ash: "You're sooo not waking up tomorrow".
by Nuciphaal January 13, 2005
Get the blanket weldingmug. A person who smothers fun.
Likened to a fire blanket due to its ability to extinguish fun by asphyxiating it at an early stage.
Likened to a fire blanket due to its ability to extinguish fun by asphyxiating it at an early stage.
Person A: Hey team, shall we do an almost naked calendar for charity?
Person B: Hell yeh, I love getting my slong out.
Person C: Yeh everyone will buy it to see hingers!
Banter Blanket: No, absolutely not, we're not doing that.
Person B: Hell yeh, I love getting my slong out.
Person C: Yeh everyone will buy it to see hingers!
Banter Blanket: No, absolutely not, we're not doing that.
by Stewie B April 2, 2010
Get the Banter Blanketmug. by BOBBO May 13, 2005
Get the vagina blanketmug. To masturbate/Jack off/Pull Wire/choke the chicken with Womans Hair.
Long Hair is required.You then wrap the hair around your penis as many times as possible and begin to masturbate. This Is a good way to jack of since no lube is required.
Take care not to Blow your load into her hair, Bitches be hating that.
Long Hair is required.You then wrap the hair around your penis as many times as possible and begin to masturbate. This Is a good way to jack of since no lube is required.
Take care not to Blow your load into her hair, Bitches be hating that.
Terry: I cant wait for my girlfriend to fall asleep tonight.
Billy: Why?
Terry: Cause I'm Horny as hell and I'm going to give myself a pig in blanket while she's asleep.
Billy: Why?
Terry: Cause I'm Horny as hell and I'm going to give myself a pig in blanket while she's asleep.
by KeepItTidy February 12, 2008
Get the pig in blanketmug. Drinking copious amounts of alcohol before going out clubbing in the winter months, in order to maintain a feeling of warmth, when one is too cheap to pay for coat check-in but still wants to wear skimpy clothes.
I want to wear shorts to the club tonight but it's going to be bloody freezing, so I'll have to wear my vodka blanket.
by inconvenientwalrus August 6, 2011
Get the Vodka Blanketmug. by meagan F August 16, 2008
Get the Mexican Blanketmug. 1) Man, did you see the size of that chubby girl?! I'd really love to make some pig in a blankets with her!
2) Man I'd love to pig in a blanket that!
2) Man I'd love to pig in a blanket that!
by Dick Face McQueen November 5, 2012
Get the Pig in a Blanketmug.