Online Banking

Verb. The act of looking at internet porn and wanking.

“He’s not asleep, he’s online banking”

“Don’t come in I’m online banking”

by LucaSmells August 12, 2024

Nipple Bonking

Nipple bonking is what happens during sex if people's nipples touch, rub, or generally bonk into each other.

"I loved that my transbian partner and I are often nipple bonking during sex!"

by Finslayyy February 14, 2024

stone bonking

To be last of a group of people.

I backed Rory to win the Masters but would you believe it, the clown is 'stone bonking" last!!

by Subbuteokid April 4, 2024

Cult binding

(1) When someone is so enforced in a cult it feels like it’s someone being controlled or “binded” to it.
(2) When one tries to manipulate someone into joining a cult being the “binder”.

“Someone tried to force me to be in Scientology, that seems like a ‘cult binding’ scam.”

by ND1299338 February 5, 2026

Frog Blinking

when youre so damn tired youre not even blinking correctly

man 1: blinks like a frog (?)
man 2: holy shit dude are you Frog Blinking?

by i forgor. February 15, 2025

Jonk Bonking

The act of Hitting somebody over the head with a comically large dildo

“Do you and your boyfriend also go jonk bonking over the weekend”

by Bigwinner2029 March 18, 2025

Bottle Bonking

The act of filling a plastic bottle with semen and squashing it all over your partner like a turkey baster.

Alternatively can be the act of inserting the bottle into a partner's orifice of choice and squeezing it, again, like a turkey baster.

My partner and I tried bottle bonking last night. It took three showers and a bath to clean the jizz off me.

by FuckTheFearTurkey April 30, 2025