social benefits analyst

Someone who is on welfare. (usually someone who was previously in a professional role).
Hey, are you unemployed?
No, I'm just a social benefits analyst!
by silentguardian September 13, 2013
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Crushes With Benefits (CWB)

Crushes with benefits (CWB) a relationship between two people that have romantic feelings but aren't ready to or unable to date but still are flirty with one another.
"We are just crushes with benefits (CWB)"
by J.J1507 January 31, 2024
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Benefit cumsnatch

A benedict comberbatch name variation given to a single mum with multiple kids who declines the offer of the male wearing contraception innthe hope to get up the duff and get another bundle of joy (more benefits)
That jemma is a right benefit cumsnatch! She'll drain a man's balls for the chance of more benefits
by dreadcore July 21, 2023
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Friends with benefits

When you are Park Jimin and just have sex with your band mates without any real feelings.
JH: I am horny
Jimin: lemme succ u off

RM: so you guys are friends with benefits?
by jo0ns_dimples May 24, 2019
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friends with benefits

friends with benefits is when you and your friend are attractive to each other and want to be something more than friends until they are in a relationship, but it should only be with one person
John and Sarah like each other but doesn’t wanna date, they become friends with benefits until they are in a relationship, but it’s only between them two
by Sugamamaf April 06, 2022
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Friends with Benefits

A corrupted friendship, since sex shouldn't exist in a friendship.
They decided to start a friends with benefits relationship. But some weeks later, their relationship and their friendship ended.
by lardex2006 July 03, 2024
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friends with benefits

Refers to a friendship wherein one or both parties possess highly-desirable "benefits" (i.e., a hot trim bod, large boobs/cock, a cute ass, etc.) which the other partner greatly enjoys. Can also be used sarcastically by a third party to express his belief that one of the friends is merely a selfish moocher who just likes to "benefit" from the other person's "benefits" (i.e., regularly-doled-out monetary assistance from the state and/or federal government, such as SSI/Food Stamps, pension, etc.) which he is willing to share with the gold-digger in exchange for intimate companionship.
Disgusted neighborhood gramma: That young chick Susie claims that she loves the much-older-and-wheelchair-bound John to pieces and views him as a father-figure, but I know what a lazy nature and absurd sense of entitlement she has, so I suspect that she views the relationship as merely "friends with benefits", since John gets a nice tidy disability check each month, and so he is able to "wine 'n' dine her" and buy her stuff she wants!
by QuacksO September 09, 2017
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