When you and your three closest male friends sit on a bench and jerk each other off at the same time. The first one to cum is gay. Giving you a benchmark of who is the gayest.
by Thomas the tank conductor July 3, 2022

To have strong enough feelings for someone that you would have sex on a park bench.
Synonyms: Make love, Romantic sex, Romantical, intimate
Antonyms: Booty Call, One night stand
Synonyms: Make love, Romantic sex, Romantical, intimate
Antonyms: Booty Call, One night stand
Jimmy: "aren't we going a little fast here? i want this to be special."
Alexandria: "Oh, you mean you want to park-bench?"
Alexandria: "Oh, you mean you want to park-bench?"
by DirtyHot February 2, 2012

by Crashglober November 24, 2021

the act of moving from seats that you have tickets for to seats that you don't have tickets for but are open
by Jared W. May 17, 2007

by Husky Boy June 8, 2020

by Iwasrene1 November 11, 2017

The lower belly fat that hangs between a persons legs when sitting down, like when sitting on a "park bench"
by funnygalsmac April 20, 2015
