The bench test

When you and your three closest male friends sit on a bench and jerk each other off at the same time. The first one to cum is gay. Giving you a benchmark of who is the gayest.

"I'm not gay and I'll prove it. There is a bench over there, lest do the bench test."

by Thomas the tank conductor July 3, 2022

to Park-bench

To have strong enough feelings for someone that you would have sex on a park bench.

Synonyms: Make love, Romantic sex, Romantical, intimate
Antonyms: Booty Call, One night stand

Jimmy: "aren't we going a little fast here? i want this to be special."
Alexandria: "Oh, you mean you want to park-bench?"

by DirtyHot February 2, 2012

blackness bench

Where the shi* goes down

Oft blackness Bench shi* always goes down there

by Crashglober November 24, 2021

bench-hop

the act of moving from seats that you have tickets for to seats that you don't have tickets for but are open

We bench-hoped from seats 349 to seats 245.

by Jared W. May 17, 2007

To Bench

Verb to bench. To act on, achieve or try completing a task in a fast and determined manner

That beer’s getting old! Go on! You’ve got to bench it!

by Husky Boy June 8, 2020

bench drinking

Drinking a full bench in the time span of an hour.

Damn boi, you gonna start bench drinking that shit or what.

by Iwasrene1 November 11, 2017

park bench

The lower belly fat that hangs between a persons legs when sitting down, like when sitting on a "park bench"

Her park bench is so big that she cant close her legs when she sits.

by funnygalsmac April 20, 2015