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The bench test

When you and your three closest male friends sit on a bench and jerk each other off at the same time. The first one to cum is gay. Giving you a benchmark of who is the gayest.
"I'm not gay and I'll prove it. There is a bench over there, lest do the bench test."
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to Park-bench

To have strong enough feelings for someone that you would have sex on a park bench.

Synonyms: Make love, Romantic sex, Romantical, intimate
Antonyms: Booty Call, One night stand
Jimmy: "aren't we going a little fast here? i want this to be special."
Alexandria: "Oh, you mean you want to park-bench?"
by DirtyHot February 2, 2012
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blackness bench

Where the shi* goes down
Oft blackness Bench shi* always goes down there
by Crashglober November 24, 2021
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bench-hop

the act of moving from seats that you have tickets for to seats that you don't have tickets for but are open
We bench-hoped from seats 349 to seats 245.
by Jared W. May 17, 2007
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To Bench

Verb to bench. To act on, achieve or try completing a task in a fast and determined manner
That beer’s getting old! Go on! You’ve got to bench it!
by Husky Boy June 8, 2020
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bench drinking

Drinking a full bench in the time span of an hour.
Damn boi, you gonna start bench drinking that shit or what.
by Iwasrene1 November 11, 2017
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park bench

The lower belly fat that hangs between a persons legs when sitting down, like when sitting on a "park bench"
Her park bench is so big that she cant close her legs when she sits.
by funnygalsmac April 20, 2015
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