bearded clam

A very hairy vagina.

I had to part the Bearded Clam forest just to get to the sweet tasting flesh-cave

by uban pervert June 28, 2003

beardlet

Term of endearment for an adolescent male who has a beard but it isn't at the full growth stage. Can be a nickname referencing the teen or referencing the beard itself.

"Hey, beardlet, can you take out the trash?"

by Karmadaki August 3, 2007

Beard Flea

A person that is unjustifiably impressed with themselves. Not a lowly arm pit flea or a below the belt flea, but an uppity “I am better than you” beard flea.

Brittney sure acts like a beard flea when she is driving her new Denali with 24” wheels and talking on her iPhone.

by sikalookin April 10, 2009

Beard Hag

A woman who will only be with bearded men.

She married a lumberjack since she was a beard hag.

by Dennis the ginger beard February 16, 2009

beaver beard

When a womans pubic hair grows in thickly not only above her vagina but also around the sides and across her taint.

I was going to go down on Sally but she was totally rocking a beaver beard.

Crabs would be in heaven in this girls pants, her beaver beard is like a luscious forest.

by peznux January 22, 2008

ZZ Top beard

A very long beard that flows down all the way down to the belly, just like Billy Gibson and Dusty Hill of the legendary rock band (ZZ Top) have.

It took me four years to grow out my ZZ Top beard.

by Robertino October 16, 2005

denial beard

Something transgender people in denial do to try to prove to themself that they're not transgender.

I started bodybuilding and bulked up to 250 pounds. I had the full denial beard going on. But in the end I couldn't hide from myself anymore. I had to transition.

by happycookie July 14, 2018