flap flossing

Flap flossing occurs when a girls bathing suit is too small, or her vagina is too big for the garment, resulting in a noticeable flap flossing

Kristin-"Should I wear my one piece thong lifeguard bathing suit to the lake today?"
Katie-"Why the hell wouldn't you?"
Kristin-"Either my vagina got bigger or I shrunk my suit because I am flap flossing hard right now"

by Ebesneezer bahonkers August 22, 2015

Floss-raped

when you get out of the shower and a piece of hair slithers between your buttcheeks

Everytime I get out the shower, I get floss-raped.

by Alesdebber March 16, 2015

Devil's Floss

Somehow receiving red pubic hair in one's mouth. Often this would occur during oral sex.

From one woman to another. "When I was drunk I went down on this redheaded guy. I stopped and pulled a long fire-y out of my mouth. He laughed and said 'Got ya some of my devil's floss did you?' I looked at him and said 'yes! Why does it taste like peanut butter?'"

by zjme October 19, 2009

floss girl

When you floss with a girls pubes on her period

I love good that let me use them as floss girls

by Teasimite January 17, 2018

Forbidden floss

When eating out a girl, one of her pubic hairs goes into your mouth, supplying you with natural floss

"I had something stuck in my teeth, so my girlfriend let me dig for some forbidden floss"

by Panda723 December 15, 2022

Floss and Flied

Perform a task really well

Jim: Hey Bob, did you get the inventory updated?

Bob: Hells yeah my brotha, I floss and flied that bitch!

by TJ517 February 04, 2010

Front flossing

When a woman’s underwear, specifically a thong, is pulled up in the front to cut between her labia majora.

Her hot pink thong was pulled up so far she was front flossing

by f00d_s1ut May 12, 2024