Penis Baseball is a sport just like Baseball except instead of using a Baseball Bat to hit the ball, they instead use their Penis to hit the ball. Sometimes in Penis Baseball the Anus is used to launch the ball to the batter instead of using their hands. Penis Baseball is a dangerous sport which can cause erectile dysfunction which is why the sport is very rarely played and no real human is physically able to play this sport properly. Judging by the definition, Penis Baseball is definitely not a sport for anyone with a Penis.
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Get the Baseball mug.The ultimate pussy sport in high school. Played by outta shape kids who think they're athletic, but really couldn't run a mile if their lives depended on it.
Guy 1: Hey don't you have a baseball game tonight?
Guy 2: Nope. It got canceled. There's a puddle on the field.
Guy 2: Nope. It got canceled. There's a puddle on the field.
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Get the baseball mug.When a group of guys get together, with baseball bats, and hit each other until someone passes out, then the group has sex with the unconscious person.
"Hey man, I was supposed to go to a baseball game but I blacked out and when I woke up my butt hurt."
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Get the Baseball Game mug.1) A sport consisting mainly of standing in a field or in a bullpen, chewing gum, spitting that gum out, and kicking up some dust to get mad at someone
2) A very hard object, that when whipped hard enough, can kill people who have been making fun of your 3-legged rabbit Potsie
2) A very hard object, that when whipped hard enough, can kill people who have been making fun of your 3-legged rabbit Potsie
1) I'd rather fornicate myself with 3 hot rods simutaneously then play baseball.
2)Dude, I just hit Ben Affleck with a baseball!
2)Dude, I just hit Ben Affleck with a baseball!
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