weiner bandit 

a gas station employee, usully with the nickname Flea, who swipes the spoiled hot dogs from the grill for his own pleasure

"Can you believe Flea made off with all those hot dogs. He is such a weiner bandit!"

weiner bandit by amandas toy October 26, 2011

Glitter Bandit 

When someone is giving you oral sex and right before you climax you say "Im the glitter bandit." The person looks up in confusion and you shoot all over their face than throw a handful of glitter sticking in your juices. They will be cleaning glitter outta there hair for days.

I got with Ryan last week and he gave me the glitter bandit. I'm still finding glitter in my hair...

Glitter Bandit by Glitter Bandit October 11, 2014

silk bandit 

A bandit who wears an item of clothing made from silk to hide his face when burglarisingshops,banks,bookmakers

Oh dear hide behind this wall quick ! It would seem there's a bandit in town ."hang on he's got silk leggings round his face" ah yes it's the silk bandit .

silk bandit by Baldegggeordie November 12, 2015

Tendie Bandit

The Tendie bandit is a person who goes around and steals chicken nuggets whilst the owner of said nuggets are away or sleeping

John is such a Tendie Bandit I was saving those nuggets for later

Tendie Bandit by littlecookies January 4, 2017

border bandit 

A term used for an illegal immigrant from Mexico.

That guy is a Border Bandit

border bandit by Real Nigga Afro June 18, 2017

being a bandit 

To get so intoxicated that you literally shit yourself while in the company of all the employees you supervise. To have to be carried out of the house like a newborn baby. At the same time being at least three times the age of everyone else at the party.

Danny: What the fuck is that god awful smell?

Suraj: I think Al is being a bandit

Danny: Jesus... Why the fuck did we get him to take 14 shots of fireball?

Al: M-i-s-s-i-i-s-i-p-i-p

Danny: ..............

being a bandit by Wednesdayy89 September 10, 2013

Full beam bandit 

A Driver who flashes his headlights on and off full beam as he passes another road user at night.

They usually roam the high ways and countryside and tend to avoid cities and towns but sometimes they stray away from the flock into civilization.

If one encounters a full beam bandit it is important to 'counter flash' them before they pass you in order to keep your dominance over these bandit scum. Just be careful an innocent bystander is not caught in the crossfire or you're no better than them.

Stay vigilant friends, those full beam bastards are out there.

John: Hey Joe, guess what?
Joe: What?
John: I was driving home last night and I came under attack by three full beam bandits. I counter flashed two of them but the first one caught me off guard.
Joe: Those sneaky fuckers...

Full beam bandit by BlueShizuka September 13, 2016