banana

(not offensive and non-sexual term):

a person who outwardly looks unfriendly and spiky, but once you get to know them better, they are actually shy and clumsy, but well-intentioned, always trying to help others out.

I know quite a few people who can be qualified as a banana. This definition of a banana comes from the facts that banana peels on the street can make you slip and hurt yourself (the person looks unfriendly and spiky) but the fruit itself is sweet and tasty (the person is shy, clumsy and trying to help others).

by Sexydimma October 31, 2014

banana

a really yummy food

jim: this banana tastes yummy!

by u2dvdbono September 9, 2010

banana

A yellow 'fruit', (if thats wat ya wana call it!)

That.. to put it bluntly, tastes gross!! EWWKk!

dont eat bananas... sure, their gud 4 yuu!...

...but do u REALLY wana put ur taste buds thru that horrible mushy banananess & gross aftertaste that lingers even after ur 3rd breath mint????.....

nahh... i didnt thnk so. :P..:D

Jim: Dude! I can't believe your eating a banana!!!

Ben: *Takes experimental bite* *Makes unpleasant facial expression, a sign of disgust*

Jim: Ha! You'll be tasting that for a while mate!

Ben: *Walks away silently, dumping banana in nearest rubbish bin*

*Still wearing expression of EXTREME DISGUST!*... :P :D

by lanibro. February 24, 2010

banana

what stupid toucans claim to when subjugated by honorable men.

"did that stupid bitch think i called her a banana? Fuck that! either way, i'll bukkake her!"

by Juggamond February 6, 2007

Banana

*inside joke*
John
a joke that usually no one can resist laughing at
TO MUCH CAFFEINE

John your nose is a banana
Catherine guess what
BANANA

by Andrew Vance Campbell February 11, 2005

Banana

Ok so like, hear me out... scientific research at NASA has proven that the banana is the most bestest, most non-gayest vegital in all existence. Proven to cure cancer after one bite, the banana also grows your shlong. (To calculate how much your cock will grow measure your shlong and a banana. Subtract your cock size from the size of the banana, multiply by 3. The answer should give you an estimate on how long your shlong should grow). The banana also cures gay. So if your mom gay just give her a banana

Whoa, look at how much potassium he exorbed from that banana

by TRAPS R GAYY February 28, 2018

banana fish

A heart breaking anime that will mess with your emotions and leave you dead inside for weeks.

I just finished banana fish bro im not ok

by chiaki :) February 22, 2020