Backdoor Meatpie

1. The act of fucking ones anus while the other shits, making a brown squishy substance which both partners eat afterwards.

2. Eating ones shit then spitting it back into their anus then proceeding to fuck until you cum into the mixture.

"Edwin, Dean and I just did a backdoor meatpie"
"How was it?"
"Taste like shit!"

by Two Legged Twat Monkey September 19, 2016

Backdoor chili dog

Anal sex where the recipient did not fully prepare, and the penis ends up with poo poo on it.

I finally convinced my girlfriend to try anal. We didn't know what we were doing and I ended up with a backdoor chili dog.

by Peeter Poopinski October 6, 2023

2015 Backdoor Treatment

In 2015 a big strong Russian man gave the punisher to a helpless Indian child. Supposedly the Russian chose the poor child’s backdoor

“Is that Micheal M giving that Indian child the 2015 backdoor treatment”

by Ethanspunished August 31, 2021

Backdoor Blowjob

Another word for anal

Because the lips of the mouth and the asshole are made of the same skin, one could consider anal a backdoor blowjob.

Bro 1: I think she wants to try anal with me bro.
Bro 2: Ahh, going for the Backdoor Blowjob huh?

by Mr. Kongdong June 15, 2018

backdoor funpocket

BUTT HOLE

Imma fuck Nick in the backdoor funpocket

by agdude6 March 4, 2016

Backdoor Chupacabra

When you are eatinga nachos with your right hand and putting a dildo in your butthole with your left hand.

Emily was having a great Saturday night giving herself the backdoor chupacabra.

by Mr Sky November 3, 2018

Backdoor Merchant

A proprietor of the backdoor. i.e Anal sex.
One who deals with women married or in relationships secretly. The two definitions often go hand in hand

Did you see Tony coming out of John's house yesterday, that guy's a real Backdoor Merchant

by Backdoor Merchant December 28, 2016