cupcake by a lake

Having awesome sex by a small body of water. (See: cake by the ocean)

If we can't have cake by the ocean, maybe I can get a cupcake by a lake.

by Rbtk April 5, 2016

bagged by a statie

a massachusetts term for someone who was stopped by a state police officer on a highway or other road

"did you hear about that guy who got bagged by a statie on 495?"

by egirl9998 December 18, 2018

Visited by a rhino

When you get a cold.

Nicole was visited by a rhino last night, she woke up sick.

by notfiggy February 20, 2019

Whipped by a crazy bitch

Sam Depooter

Whipped by a crazy bitch:

God Sams a whipped as bitch his crazy ass girlfriend is a crazy cunt, if I had my way I’d put one between her eyes and call it a hard days work....crazy botch

by Wewereyourfriendssam March 9, 2019

Hit by a truck

If someone's intestines are not on the ground they don't look like they got hit by a truck. Going flying is going airborne for a good distance, not stepping backwards to keep your balance.

The guy stepped backwards a few feet after getting pushed, he didn't go flying and he didn't look like a truck hit him, no matter how much somebody wanted the announcer to inflate the incident. He got pushed backwards a little, not knocked airborne for yards. Hit by a truck is a lit messier than what the announcer was describing.

by Solid Mantis April 5, 2021

Fucked by a seven nation Army

The newest court martial for seniors guaranteed aides

You do not want to be Fucked by a seven nation Army like Douglas will be 1000000 times in his washing machine

by Cody5050 February 1, 2022

Fucked by a rhino

To be kicked in the small of the back without warning and appropriately named after a charging rhino rearing up and planting it's horn right up in the small of your back, kicked without warning usually extremely painful especially if you're over 18

Yo dude I'm sorry
How did you kick me so hard
I don't know what did it feel like, being Fucked by a rhino.

by Cody5050 December 23, 2021