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Schroedinger's Brew

Until proven otherwise when sober, a beer that could be both in or out of the stomach.
As Chris began to black out, he realized Schroedinger's Brew would be in effect until the next morning.
by Bonesaf May 22, 2017
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ball brew

A large load of make ejaculate that has been brewed over a long period as a result from abstaining from any sexual activity of any sort be it self or assisted.
Its been days since I got one off tonight my sweetheart is going to be the worthy recipe by of wadd of my ball brew
by Blimy May 31, 2018
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brew-haha

An uproarious party where people toss down copious amounts of malted beverages and guffaw raucously over every even-mildly-humorous remark that's drunkenly uttered by any of the participants.
A brew-haha can also be a coffee-break where people swig cups of joe laced with nitrous-oxide and then "laugh it up big time" afterwards.
by QuacksO December 29, 2019
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brew tuber

Someone who believes that they know so much about brewing, or are so completely self involved, that they think that the whole world needs to know about what they are doing. So they create a you tube channel dedicated to it.
Sometimes this narcissitic wank fest can include:
BEER TASTING REVIEWS: Watching someone drink a beer, comment on its aroma, body, colour & taste. When the experience is COMPLETELY subjective.
Just because you can taste peaches and fresh mowed grass, doesn't mean that other people care!
HOW TO VIDEOS:
These can include how to make your own brew house (badly) How to make beer (badly) How to look after your beer (badly) How to dress like a brewer (badly) and hipster related rubbish.
RAMBLING:
Listening to some gob-shite waffle on about their kids, or how they popped round to trevors the other day.
CIRCLE JERKING:
This is where they thank other brewtubers for mentioning their name or something they did on youtube, to get subscribers to 'like' each other.
PREMATURE BREWTUBER:
People who have no effing idea what they are doing. So new to brewing, but so keen to be on the internet so everyone can see them. They set up their youtube channel before they have even made anything. So you can experience the whole process alongside them. Usually these guys stick around for 6 episodes before they realise how shit they actually are, and/or that no-one actually cares.
"Dave? Put down the bloody smart phone! I'm here for brew day, I'm not a bloody brew tuber"

"See that video from Alan yesterday?" , "didn't realise he was a brew tuber"

15mins of my life I'll never get back, bloody brew tuber
by Relevant Opinion August 25, 2014
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Benny Brew

A smelly fungi that has a tendancy to grow around beer
by Clancy215 June 11, 2006
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Brew

: verb// to munch a mature woman’s box, met in a bar, and then not get to smash
Saw the cougar you were after last night bro. You didn’t give her a good brewing did you?
by SPC America March 17, 2019
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Is the Milk Brewing

A phrase to ask someone who is breastfeeding
by snechta December 5, 2024
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