saggy bastard

A male who has the typical attitude of a bastard, with the exception that the individual has a pair of low hanging balls.

I was just getting to meet Michael the other day. Man all I can say after that encounter is that he is one saggy bastard. We went for a swim down to the river and he pushed me into the water whilst I still had my clothes on, and I could clearly see his ball sack wanting to rip out the bottom of his swimmers.

by nathooo May 1, 2018

Humpy Bastard

Irish slang,

with multiple meanings.

Ways to describe an awkward person, or an annoying person.

Or when the word bastard is not enough.

Look at that Humpy Bastard over there, I hope he do not come over here.

I'm gona knock the teeth out of that Humpy Bastards mouth if he annoys me again.

by Mon the town January 8, 2018

rat bastard

someone who is a little shit and acts like they own the world

OMG look at Maia, that rat bastard.

by bad.ashley22 November 18, 2019

fruity bastard

a gay child

"who is Bryce?"
"He is a fruity bastard."

by fruity.gay13 November 18, 2021

Cum guzzling fuck stick bastard

Someone who makes a stupid call in poker

Ridgley was all in with pocket aces and Ron called woth pocket 3's making Ron a cum guzzling fuck stick bastard

by Schmeckler April 17, 2017

Un Bastardo

a mexinugget bastard. It relieves much stress when screamed out loudly in frustration and rage.

(You find out your wife's been cheating on you) UN BASTARDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Big Pepe May 21, 2004

icyhot bastard

Icy hot bastard is what kacchan calls todoroki, todoroki is a spicy bean. He also da boyfriend of da innocent cinnamon roll that is the broccoli boy (deku)

You icyhot bastard- kacchan

by Tododeku life February 14, 2019