back to the futured

When your future son goes back in time on a dangerous journey to get you to fuck out of your loser self so you dont't give your would-be family a shitty life with a shitty loser father

"He back to the futured me,ya,i don't think i will be on facebook anymore."

by sharc September 13, 2014

Back Porch Weed

The type of bud cops can't smell from the street, but still gives an adequete high.

Guy 1: "Hold on, man. There's a cop patrolling the street." Guy 2: "Ha, not a problem. This is 100% pure back porch weed. Only thing he'll be smelling is the wrap." Guy 1: "Ahhh, you got that back porch bud, I got you"

by Coughdropper November 11, 2015

Back Alley Kwan

The act of having reheated Chinese takeout inserted into ones rectal cavity. This practice is typically performed with a set of ancient ritualistic chop sticks.

Was fucking my bitch last night when she bent me over, spanked me, then made me sit on her face so she could give me a Back Alley Kwan.

by Dwayne the slab Johnson September 2, 2016

back alley special

To get a blow job in a back alley

Yo my girl gave me the best back alley special in the world

by Duckman079:) =] <3 :/ May 21, 2017

back o beyond

The heavily forested area of the game map of San Andreas.

This area has little to no man made features, full of trees and generally foggy.

Because of this- the forest has been associated with myths and creatures, such as bigfoot.

Also, it's the scariest fucking place in the game.

Back o Beyond is the scariest place in the state of San Andreas!

by Richard "Tricky Dick" Nixon July 8, 2017

Back paint

Busting a monstrous load of jizz on ones back!

I back painted Molly last night after she gave me road head from the bar!

by PeteyPaplo February 14, 2019

Back Issues

What happens when you try to give yourself a BJ.

"My back hurts..."

"Why?"
"Because I tried to suck myself and now I have back issues."

by Syd27 June 8, 2019