Brown Poncho

That moment when wiping your arse, your finger tears the paper and your digit is left wearing a brown poncho.

I just wiped my arse and got shit on my finger. A proper brown poncho moment!

by suddensaxon September 10, 2013

Brownie Soup

When a male does anal and his partner has diarrhea all over his penis.

"Damn, he just got Brownie Souped!"

by NRSchertz August 29, 2016

Brown Marble

An inordinately large Dingleberry.

Braaaahhhh I need your pocket knife.

Why?

Gotta cut this brown marble out my crease fleece. I can barley walk.

by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2017

Brownsville Area High School

Some random school that nobody knows exists and also has a bunch of crazy and random policies. The students are really ghetto and crazy too and it’s on the news sometimes

Little Timmy: “I forgot to put my phone in the caddy at Brownsville Area High School so now I have to give it to the office every day”
Little Sally: “You wasn’t even on it though”

by Your mother's kahooter January 14, 2019

Brownies à La Mode

The occasion in which defalcation and ejaculation occur simultaneously. Also may be referred to as shitting and cumming

“Dang! That guy’s layin’ logs and sploogin’ sauce! He’s makin’ Brownies à La Mode!”

by sandwichdanger July 22, 2020

Brown Trumped

When sycophant Trump supporters spend four years with their heads so far up Trump's bung-hole they never come to realize how despicable he is until he loses the presidency and criminal indictments lock him up.

Marguerite Higgins - pointing to the once rabid MAGA red hatters, "Look, Nellie! What happened to the red hatters? What is the stinky brown goo on their heads?!"

Nellie Bly - "My steadfast investigation into truth reveals those MAGA red hatters were "Brown Trumped!"

by Shallow People Directory November 4, 2020

Brownton Abbey

Code word for anal sex around uppity folk

Hey babe you want to go to Brownton Abbey later? Certainly my lady

by Bobby Butternut May 20, 2022