assercastic

to be conceited without being serious
using sarcasm instead of seriousness when 'bigging yourself up'
if you are an assercast then you are conceited sarcastically
if you use assercasm then you actively are being conceited sarcastically

*sarcastic* 'oh, yes, coz im so god damn wonderful'

oh my god, that was so assercastic...

by lis.x May 12, 2007

assmerized

To be completely in awe of a rear end. Can be positive (shapely female booty) to negative (enormous obese caboose).

Yo, man, check out that girl's jeans. I am totally assmerized.

by adzling21 August 18, 2010

Asserballs

Term give for the view of a man's testicles from behind. Most visible when the man bends over.

''When he bent over I could totally see his Asserballs

by sophiekisskiss December 22, 2012

Asspenis

A person who is the opposite of an

Aw, Nick is such an asspenis

by Joverlord July 26, 2019

asper

hes hot.

someone : aspers hot
someone else : damn right

by thickyfroglet April 21, 2021

Assertive

A smart way of saying rude. A cover up for the word rude.

*two girls having a chat*
Girl 1: “I’m very assertive”
Girl 2: “No you’re not, you’re just rude”

by Official English Dictionary May 21, 2021

ASSERTANCY

And action of asserting ; being in order

Being a boss at a job is assertancy

by FinessaEnergy November 18, 2021