Assbitch

1. Used when referring to someone or something being utterly stupid or ridiculous.

2. Can also be a verb referring to a fucking stupid action or motion.

1. Soulja Boy is one of the stupidest Assbitches in the Universe.

2. *Watching someone Jerk*

The fuck is this Assbitchery?

He's just Assbitching himself to death.

by Carl's Keenis December 21, 2010

Asshat

When a woman ass is so fine...you would proudly wear it as a hat

Honey....u are so fine, I want to wear your ass as a hat.....love me some asshat !!!

by The Door Guy July 10, 2010

asstity

Keeping your ass virginity intact. Or your "ass chastity."

That party last night was crazy! I lost my asstity, received a hairy falls, and had woodpecker sex with a Columbian escort in a Best Buy!

by MadamHarrietHandledong August 4, 2010

assmitt

1. to be on the receiving end of anal sex

"He took that load like a real assmitt, didn't he?"

by manatee_c October 29, 2003

asscited

(adj.) Stirred emotionally to get some action.

Usually used before mattress mambo.

Bro 1: Hey bro, I saw you with that chick last night.

Bro 2: Bro, which one?

Bro 1: The blonde one bro, you gettin' some?

Bro 2: Yeah, i'm asscited.

by Gieaa July 29, 2009

Assitosis

Assitosis infects a nerve behind your eye and when this happens you will know by one sign. "It gives you a shitty outlook on life".

Man goes to his Boss at work and says"I can not do my job here today with the public" Boss"Why is that?" Employee"Because I am having a outbreak of a disease that spreads to others very easily. Boss"What is it?"
Employee"I have assitosis, it is a infected nerve behind my eye that gives me a shitty outlook on life". Boss " I have had that disease also,it comes and goes through out your life.You better go home ,have a few beers,get laid and relax."

by In The Wind 44 August 8, 2012

Asshat

An asshat is a person who would generally use you to get higher up in the world thus leaving you behind in the dirt. They would pretend to be your friend to get items money or break your heart for the fun of it.

He is such an asshat!

I know right I thought he was my friend

by MidgetManLink November 18, 2015