asseatingwhitch

Lyla Reed

What the fuck?!? What is the asseatingwhitch doing here?

by Thatgaylibtard October 27, 2019

Asseatingmachine

Eat ass and eat shit becUse yes

My dad acts like a asseatingmachine around my sister

by Noppnoel February 6, 2020

assential errand

During 'shelter in place', essential errands are allowed. Does that mean booty calls are permissible? We shall call it.. . an assential errand.

..But officer, I'm trying to complete an assential errand.

by dualitysillusionlovestruth March 20, 2020

assessmential

used to define a governing body in the ethics committee

oh hey look, a member of the assessmential body !

by rice chef July 7, 2020

Assisted-Handjob

When two or more people (preferably female) jack one dudes cock at the same time.

"I just got jacked off by both my wife and my girlfriend at the same time, now that's what you call an Assisted-Handjob."

by DeezNutsBuster November 14, 2022

appreciating asset

HUSBAND and/or WIFE

MOTHER and/or FATHER

Any type of companionship that is essential to a household/community; appreciation for community increases with time passing and grows greater understanding of needs for all incorporated/affiliated

Mary: "Josie I just don't see how you could have married that Joe when you did."

Josie: "Well Mary, when you feel the relationship will bring an appreciating asset you need to ask 'What's important to me?'"
------------Ex-2
Marc : "Damn your house is clean, no wonder you got married so soon"

Joe: "Well you got to know what needs to be done and find a way of getting it all taken care of"

Marc: "Always wondered if that Mary-Lou would have been as an appreciating asset as your little lady."

by Chalmette, LA February 4, 2009

Sack Assist

1. When one guy helps another guy out for no other reason than they are both guys.

John: Hey Steve, thanks for that sack assist.
Steve: No problem John. Always nice to help out a fellow man.

by Steve425624567 December 27, 2009