One difference between that guy and Kennedy is nobody would spend the kind of money they spent to off Kennedy on offing him. His death would be a budget assassination, something like a guy going to buy milk getting shot on the way to the store.
by Solid Mantis March 15, 2021
Get the budget assassinationmug. In a secret town in the back alley of a McDonald’s in North Korea (run by Kim jong un with Donald Trump as the sales assistant), it’s a store where you can hire an assassin for one day and get them to kill as many people as you want in only one day.
O. Boy I sure do love my assassin batman I bought at ASSASSINS ‘R’ US.. it was so useful... boy i should go there again shame I’m an American citizen
by Pezunts March 12, 2018
Get the ASSASSINS ‘R’ USmug. Oh? The truckazord looking cripple wants me dead? I wonder why... You see what's wrong with them (existentially) right? He's just like that other cripple Noah. The money and the women aren't enough for him to you have to force me to pretend I'm inferior or that they aren't crippled or it isn't any fun for him to have all the money and the women.
Hym "Good! Now is the perfect time to assassinate me, actually! I just figured out how to solve the dead-man switch problem! So, if we assume there is no afterlife, there is no way for me to find out whether or not the dead-man switch works on the bomb that I am, right? WRONG! Here's what we do: Announce my death publicly BEFORE you kill me... THEN... I'll get to see whether or not it works! Get it? Problem solved!"
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
Get the Assassinatemug. Your murderers might come with a smaile, but they're not usually wearing one when they kill you. Not all shooters are male, so a smiling shooter/assassin is rare in either sex.
by Solid Mantis March 7, 2021
Get the Smiling shooter/assassinmug. We fired Josh last month, and now he's leeaving negative reviews for each of our products. What a one-star assassin
by richkid98 August 13, 2018
Get the one-star assassinmug. Hannah: Have you found it yet?
Dan: Yeah, I still need to find the BIG ASSASSIN though
Hannah: Oh alright then
Dan: Yeah, I still need to find the BIG ASSASSIN though
Hannah: Oh alright then
by RIBA Lads November 13, 2011
Get the Big Assassinmug. The 'Assassin Walk' is the mythical representation that the Assassin's from "Assassin's Creed' are the creators of the first Gangsta Walk. This mythical representation is taken from the 'Assassin's Creed' games. Notably: 'Assassin's Creed (The First Game)', 'Assassin's Creed II', 'Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood', 'Assassin's Creed: Revelations', and essentially most or all PSP affiliated 'Assassin's Creed' games.
The actual walk is to walk with your hands, wrists and arms back and walk with only your shoulders moving.
The real Assassin's that existed way back then may have actually walked like that to be aware of possible surrounding attackers.
The actual walk is to walk with your hands, wrists and arms back and walk with only your shoulders moving.
The real Assassin's that existed way back then may have actually walked like that to be aware of possible surrounding attackers.
Friend: Dude, you walking like a Gangsta! You can't do that, you ain't a Gangsta like me.
Assassin Walker: You're right... I'm not a gangsta. That's why I'm using the 'Assassin Walk'. I'm walking like from the creators of your precious Gangsta walk.
Assassin Walker: You're right... I'm not a gangsta. That's why I'm using the 'Assassin Walk'. I'm walking like from the creators of your precious Gangsta walk.
by Shadioactive November 28, 2013
Get the Assassin Walkmug.