a person who's very laid back and down to earth. Often a grammar Nazi. Usually blue eyed with dirty blonde hair. Has a hidden New Yorker accent. Cute bashful and typically can be a huge bitch if you cross its or its' family. Perfect match for spidermonkies.
by rocketshiplover69 November 5, 2012
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A portmanteau of associates degree and certification, reflecting those who have skipped college and instead achieved certifications. Also reflects an increase in employment requirements for certifications that either replace or supplement a degree.
A portmanteau of associates degree and certification, reflecting those who have skipped college and instead achieved certifications. Also reflects an increase in employment requirements for certifications that either replace or supplement a degree.
John: How did you get this job? Did you have the experience or did you get a CS degree?
Jane: I skipped college and got my Cisco ascertciates.
John: What degree did you need for this job?
Jane: I needed more than just my bachelors, because those assclowns in HR insisted I get my Linux ascertciates!
Jane: I skipped college and got my Cisco ascertciates.
John: What degree did you need for this job?
Jane: I needed more than just my bachelors, because those assclowns in HR insisted I get my Linux ascertciates!
by Retard Yoke June 5, 2013
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by Elbaek October 4, 2017
Get the asger mug.An Asher could be either very sweet or very salty. There's no in between.
The salty Asher could punch you or kick you in the shins. This is from personal experience.
The sweet Asher will care for you and he's very sporty, also like the salty Asher.
Make sure to keep your friends close (a.k.a the sweet Asher) but to keep your enemies closer (the salty Asher.)
The salty Asher could punch you or kick you in the shins. This is from personal experience.
The sweet Asher will care for you and he's very sporty, also like the salty Asher.
Make sure to keep your friends close (a.k.a the sweet Asher) but to keep your enemies closer (the salty Asher.)
Sweet Asher: "Omg! That Asher guy is so charming!"
Salty Asher: "Ugh, that Asher guy also kicked me to the ground this morning."
Salty Asher: "Ugh, that Asher guy also kicked me to the ground this morning."
by jizzy min min December 18, 2017
Get the Asher mug.A bitch. She also has a really gay hair cut. (it looks like she burnt her hair then ate it then shit it out then glued it on with a glue stick) An Asher q. Has down syndrome and we all wish that Asher q. Didn't have down syndrome but she does. She has Walmart shoes and they look like they were used as a toilet bowl for a homeless person. I wish this person could be less ugly because she looks like Medusa so don't look her in the eyes or u will turn to a piece of shit💩
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Also can’t cum
Whitch means he cant make baby’s
But no one would want to with him any way
Also can’t cum
Whitch means he cant make baby’s
But no one would want to with him any way
Eww that’s Asherl
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