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Lazanda, Arizona

AKA Laveen, Arizona. Laveen is a wannabe hood that’s filled with fake gangbangers. 70% rentals and lots of crime. You are sharing grocery stores with all of South Phoenix. littered with homelessness and drugs specifically fentanyl also known as "Blues"
Where can I get Blues at? Go to Lazanda, Arizona. Blues are everywhere!!!
by R408817144 December 26, 2024
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arizona carpet bomber

when having sex and you are about to orgasm, you have your partner lie on the ground face down and spread your arms as you "fly" over your partner, while you cum on their back
dude, last night was awesome. i arizona carpet bombered this chick!!!
by JELLO BOMB November 21, 2011
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Arizona Fireball

When a chick with the clap licks your balls and your balls start burning.
"Damn, Ashley gave me an Arizona Fireball. It burns when I pee."
by Smokey Mountain March 25, 2024
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Arizona Jab

That thing where a guy gets on all fours like a scorpion, then he chases the girl around trying to sting her with his dick.
“Man, you give your girl the Arizona Jab yet? My girl straight is poisoned from my pokey dick.”
by Beef Dunker August 28, 2021
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Arizona Snowball

When they suck your kidney stones out of your dick, and spit them into your mouth.
Jenny gave Mark an Arizona Snowball and he almost choked to death!
by FkinGeorge July 14, 2023
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Arizona dust dryer

The Arizona Dust dryer is the process of shoving dust in your butt cheeks and then farting on another person
Bro, I think I’ve got pink eye from that Arizona Dust Dryer
by Lil_fart25 July 5, 2025
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Arizona

A place that used to be paradise decades ago when it was run by sensible, libertarian-minded conservatives like Barry Goldwater who believed in a night-watchman state that mostly minded its own damn business. Now, however, it's run by a bunch of fascists who are owned by the GEO group, installed by all the boomer farts who have moved here from the Rust Belt to retire and who think that, on general principles, anything that's any fun should be banned and anyone under the age of 50 should be under some form of correctional supervision. A 22-year-old dude who sleeps with a 17-year-old chick there will be required by law to register for life as a sex offender, even if the judge knocks the charge down to a misdemeanor, and even if the two wind up getting married. Seriously!

But wait, there's more! Things are about to get even worse in Arizona: Having completely destroyed their own state, CALI-fornicators are fleeing to and overrunning the place in massive numbers and will surely soon be voting to impose the same lunacy that degraded California to the point where they could no longer stand to live there, just as they did in Colorado and Oregon.

Also, the places there where everyone lives (Phoenix and Tucson) are very, very fuckin' hot in the summer. Especially Phoenix. (Tucson is usually a few degrees cooler due to its higher elevation but it's still hotter than the interior of a blue supergiant).
I live in Arizona and grew up here. Right now, I am plotting my getaway to Montana. I hope they don't hate Arizonans as much as they hate Californians.
by enfant terrible April 19, 2023
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