apologist

One who practises the art of making excuses for things they know to be wrong. From the word "appal", "appalling".

Christian apologists say that slavery is morally justifiable because the Bible says slavery is acceptable.

by CJ Dennis September 1, 2020

Apology-Box

The inbox you receive from an embarassed friend/co-worker/colleague after a night of experiencing their drunken antics, apologizing for their behavior.

Response: It's cool, Meg, you didn't have to apology-box me.

by FitzyBoy August 24, 2010

Apolojizz

1. When you apologize to a girl for being a dick and then you suddenly bust a load all over your pants so when you get a hug of reconciliation from her, she sees the dark blue spot on your pants and then runs away in fear that you liked her.

2. An apology you don't want.

1. Guy: "I am really sorry Elise..."
Girl: "Well...I guess its ok, come over here and give me a
hug."
Guy: "Oh my god..."
Girl: "Ahhh! Did you just apolojizz? You Sick Bastard!"

2. Girl: "I didn't mean to sleep with him...you are the only
one I care about! I swear!"
Guy: "Shut up...I don't want your apolojizz.

by Charlise November 2, 2007

apollon

the name of the best team in cyprus with the craziest fans

Ston kosmo mou eimai xamenos APOLLON fygas kai ftiagmenos

by blue1skin January 16, 2008

Apology Letter

Dear ______________,

I would first like to say that I am sorry that I _______________. I did this because ____________, but that does not make my behavior acceptable. I know that this was inappropriate because __________________. I would like to make amends for what I did. I would like to make it up to you by ___________________, but if something else would be more appropriate, please let me know.

Again, I am very sorry that I ________________.

Sincerely,

__________________

Here’s a blank apology letter. Thank me later ;)

by Nigger In My Bumhole 69420666 January 13, 2019

Beta Cuck Apologist

When you are acting like a dog with its tail between his legs. Apologizing for everything you do whether you’re in the wrong or not.

Travis is a beta cuck apologist for saying he’s sorry for getting his hair cut and not being home when his girlfriend came home early from work.

by LootBoiSupreme July 9, 2018

Apollyon

pure, but probably a fucking moron

If you see one in public, make a wish! ( it's like a unicorn )

"Man, I don't get how that guy is so happy about everything. He looks like an idiot"
"Jeez... what an Apollyon"
Or
"WHAT A FUCKING APOLLYON YOU ARE"

by A Fucking Mistake August 13, 2018