angry beaver

one of the two angry beavers from the nineties cartoon on nickelodeon. quite possibly the best cartoon ever.

there were two brothers. daggett and norbert.

if you were a nineties child, you watched this show. and of course ah! real monsters. =p

When their parents have another litter, Norbert (the smart one) and Daggett (the stupid one) Beaver have to strike out on their own. Their new home on a lake in middle of the forest seems to be the scene of most every odd occurrence imaginable. The two beavers have to deal with wacko government scientists, 100-foot walking splinters, super-long teeth, a fish so big it can swallow a Swede, a giant cricket, the dreaded stinky toe, evil mind-controlling pond scum, a Swamp Witch, zombies, Mexican wrestlers, lying documentary-film makers, a stupidity potion, a big fat hairy naked Canadian, and a too-friendly robot, along with many other problems. In the midst of all this, Norb and Dag satisfy their love of Grade-Z 50's sci-fi, hot peppers, Yoo-hoo, and, of course, wood. Life as an angry beaver is excellent, to say the least.
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Angry Serpant

When a girl is giving a guy upside down head off the edge of a bed and right before he finishes, he pulls his dick out of her mouth and proceeds to hit her in the face with his spurting love muscle. Used as a sword-like stabbing motion.
Grayson gave me an Angry Serpant last night! I'm blind in my left eye now!
by ThomasTheTrainEngine January 12, 2010
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Angry snowman

When you put an ice cube in a chicks ass, and then quickly stick your dick in after it, forcing the ice cube further inside her before she realizes what you've done.
My girlfriend was so pissed I gave her an angry snowman the other night that she unplugged the freezer.
by El_Stavy March 27, 2016
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angry rodent

A synonym for punk-pop star Avril Lavigne, derived from her perpetually pissed-off demeanor, posturing, and facial expressions. Can also be used to describe any teenaged girl with similar attributes.
Avril Lavigne is an angry rodent.
by Sean Wilkinson January 28, 2003
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Angry Otter

A sex act where in the male lies on his back with the woman on top. While she's in the throes of pleasure, he removes an oyster from under the pillow and breaks it open on the side of her head.

After she leaves the apartment, he pushes all the furniture together to make a dam.
That insane hobo used to be a corporate VP before Phil performed an Angry Otter on her and made her have a stroke.
by Jaroferic May 25, 2011
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Angry Bird

When one person shakes their sexual partner repeatedly until their partner reaches an orgasm
Person 1: Yo, i heard Andrew hooked up with a girl last night.

Person 2: Yeah, he told me that he gave her an Angry Bird and she loved it
by Black Magic38 December 07, 2010
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The Angry Carlos

Asking a person to open their mouth, then spitting in it and slapping them across the face.
He was so mad at her he decided to give her The Angry Carlos move.
by Sir Pedro January 15, 2008
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