Punt

Old Wrinkly Man Penis. It's when your testes are being testy and wrinkly.

Analogous to
Old Lady Vagina: Cunt

"When you get old, your penis is gonna be a punt"

by man PEN15 February 14, 2012

punt

To kick a girl in her vagina.

Jeri's just mad 'cause her boyfriend just punted her ass out on the street!

by bumbler_on_the_run September 18, 2014

Mom's gonna punt you to the moon

A common saying among siblings being loud at 10pm. The mother won't actually punt you. But will beat your ass if you don't quiet down.

Younger sibling: Did you hear that dad bought me robux!!!???
Older sibling: Shut up mom's gonna punt you to the moon.

by Not_actually_blind December 29, 2023

we'll have to punt

go to plan B.think of something else.

maybe it's just out of gas,if not we'll have to punt

by Returningphoenix October 21, 2018

Punt

A pejorative label/insult for a person behaving as the worst possible example of the male gender. A male cunt. Created as a portmanteau of “penis” and “cunt”.

When he went on his obnoxious tirade accusing every other guy of being a “beta cuck”, Chet really only just exposed himself as being the most tremendous punt in the thread.

by GhostRobber January 17, 2019

punting apples

"Punting Apples" (v.) "the act by which one defies the will of god through means of touching fruit with his or her bottom-most appendage. Furthermore adding high-velocity to said object by rapidly connecting ones foot to the fruit; Becoming a full time sinner."

ie. "I was going to go to mass today, but Morgan convinced me that punting apples is way more fun."

by Killjoy14 April 14, 2017

Punt

To give up on perfection and just get a project done before the deadline.

Ah, sh*t. This project is due is 4 hours, and I had a list of things I wanted to include, but now I have to punt and just get it done before the deadline.

by edderraaa September 21, 2021