An Intellectual Webster is a mental midget. It is a combination of the word Intellectual and Webster, taken from the 1980s comedy show Webster, starring Emmanuel Lewis. Lewis is a well known celebrity midget. Someone who makes statements that are factually incorrect, while purporting them as fact. Someone one who lacks the cerebral cognitive ability to formulate a sentence. Mispronunciation, misspelling of words, or an individual who only speaks using words with no more than one syllable because anything over that, would immediately cause sensory overload and a breakdown of any remaining brain cells left. These are just some of the hallmarks of being an Intellectual Webster.
Joe: I just had a conversation with a mental midget. She mispronounced every word, spoke only using words that had only one syllable, and couldn’t make one factual statement. She just regurgitated the usual cliched and erroneous talking points of her party. I had to walk away for my own mental well being. A real Intellectual Webster.
John: It’s best to avoid those types at all costs.
John: It’s best to avoid those types at all costs.
by Poe Edgar May 19, 2025
The state of body shut down one goes through after excess studying. Usually happens to college students during finals week. Symptoms include problems communicating to others, ability to stay away, and physical exhaustion.
by Logzbaker June 10, 2019
by frozen doberman March 31, 2020
An 'intellectual' person that comes from the following social categories or vocations: sports, celebrity, revolutionary, entertaining, academic (social science only), media
I called them a scream intellectual because they seem to have outsized political clout compared to their political critical thinking skills and simply make a lot of political noise as a result. A scream intellectual would be someone like Robert DeNiro and Taylor Swift and Al Sharpton.
by Sexydimma December 17, 2024
"Intellectuals" from certain social categories and vocations that don't deserve any political opinion or outsized political clout as individuals.
the s.c.r.e.a.m intellectual would be from the following categories or vocations: s (sports), c
( celebrity), r (revolutionary), e (entertainment and art), a ("academia", specifically social science), m ( media).
A s.c.r.e.a.m intellectual like Travis Kelce or Taylor Swift or Oprah or Robert Deniro have too much political clout 🤔 in the modern world.
( celebrity), r (revolutionary), e (entertainment and art), a ("academia", specifically social science), m ( media).
A s.c.r.e.a.m intellectual like Travis Kelce or Taylor Swift or Oprah or Robert Deniro have too much political clout 🤔 in the modern world.
by Sexydimma December 16, 2024
When one decides not to call themselves stupid or if your brain isnt working, or the words your saying arent making any sense.
friend 1: Damn my brain isnt working
Friend 2. oh you mean intellectually resting
friend 1: yeah i guess you can say im intellectually resting
Friend 2. oh you mean intellectually resting
friend 1: yeah i guess you can say im intellectually resting
by Ri4Ri4 March 07, 2023
whatever it is, you aren't finding it here.
"Tonight in the news! Local gay man trapped in storm gets struck by lightning! What is God trying to tell us?
And later, our undercover reporters in the Middle East give us more details on the repressive, fundamentalist regimes and why we need to stop them!"
- Men in Hats, an aggressively mediocre early 2000s webcomic that at least had some good points on intellectual honesty
And later, our undercover reporters in the Middle East give us more details on the repressive, fundamentalist regimes and why we need to stop them!"
- Men in Hats, an aggressively mediocre early 2000s webcomic that at least had some good points on intellectual honesty
by PostTraumaticSwagDisorder May 09, 2025