Forced Re-education

Oh no! You have to do the thing I have to do! Oh no! For an indefinite about of time!? Awww... That sucks! But hey, look at it this way, at least the people doing it to YOU aren't retarded in comparison to YOU. Right? You're at the same level of intellect!
Hym "At least, your forced re-education is at the hands of people who are at your level, you know, intellectually... Because you're not all that intelligent? Hey, use your willingness to affirm values you don't actually believe in! Do that! Validate the axioms of the God you don't actually believe in! I mean... Not in the way YOU ALREADY ARE DOING THAT but like... The woke God... Validate that one now."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2023
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Bring the education

verb; To teach a group of people a piece of unknown knowledge
aka; Drop Knowledge
Dude #1:Baby, I can't figure out how to bake flax whole wheat french bread.
Babe #1:Sexy thing, don't worry I'll come over and bring the education.
by Avi Hot Pants February 29, 2008
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home education

Home educated people are children who are educated otherwise than at school. This could be by their parents following/not following the curriculum or online schools (yes, they existed before Covid-19). However, some online schooled students don’t like being called home educated.

Some peoples’ reasons for being home educated are:

- Religious beliefs
- Mental/Physical health
- Pursuing other commitments such as acting or sports
- Other, such as a need for a decelerated/accelerated education due to a number of reasons.

The list goes on.

There are many other social opportunities for children that aren’t school. Please don’t assume we are social recluses.
I was home educated until I was 7, then returned to home education when I was 13.
by Lizuna August 20, 2022
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Family Life Education

A euphemism for sex ed so parents don't get pissed and yell at the school board about how their baby boy/girl is clearly not ready for the topic even though they knew five years earlier
Parent: It's great to know they're teaching you kids how to deal with a family and making you like responsible adults unlike that pesky sex ed
Kid: Yup that's DEFINITELY what we're learning in Family Life Education
by theyhavepotential January 20, 2025
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Department of Education

Um... Matt? Are you sure you aren't protecting there a little bit? What does the church do again? Spend money to impose an ideological view?
Hym "Yeah... Sure bud... The Department of Education does that... And noooooo other institution... Does that... Also... I can't think of a single one..."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2024
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Educational Tourist

When a state's primary educational system is entirely distance learning, causing people to work remotely in other states to send their kids to school.
Yeah, you can't get an apartment in town because all the educational tourists are here.
by ElectricMayhem September 01, 2021
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honkey education

"Go on and get you that honkey education, you might be big some day"
by Mr Roachclip October 16, 2021
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