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Alyssa

Cutest girl ever. Her brown hair matches the color of her eyes and her smile is as magical as a constellation in the night sky. However, her outward beauty is nothing compared to that of her personality. She loves making friends and talking to new people. She is nice to everyone and helps those who she sees are in need of it. If one is lucky enough to get her to like them, one should thank God, the Buddha, Zeus, and Odin for all I care that they were the one that she fell for. She is a treasure to the lives of everyone she comes in contact with. She is the most amazing and beautiful thing to ever exist.
Person 1: Dude I'm dating Alyssa

Person 2: OMG I'm so happy for you dude make her happy alright? If you break her heart, the world will go dark. Congrats mate
by MLG Florida Man February 15, 2021
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Literally the best whale to ever be seen swimming the oceans. and seen stealing your food whenever you turn your head.
Wow, whos the fat one stealing all the food?
That there is Alyssa.
by Fish_Scientist April 4, 2021
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the dumbest girl you’ll ever meet. She looks so sweet and innocent but once you get close to her, she’ll stab you right in the back.
She’s only doing this because she doesnt want to be lonely. What an Alyssa!
by Krysantgimum December 18, 2017
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A huge whore that you can wear like a hat
Damn that girl alyssa is so loose I can wear her like a hat
by Cdaddy45 January 16, 2018
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Satins Spawn - Child who feels entitles to anything and everything. Knows it all. Will talk but NEVER listen to others opinion or thoughts.
Evil child named Alyssa...
by Satan spawns cookies August 15, 2017
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Alyssa is an ugly ass hoe, who steals my bestfriends man. She has a big nose and is rude to people in her high school classes, she will most likely die alone because she loses feelings for her "men" in a week. And no one likes her, and everyone thinks shes a disgusting hoe ass bitch who sucks dick for a living. She also likes anal.
Alyssa is a dirty disgusting ass hoe bitch who likes getting anal.
by Filthy_Hoe69 September 24, 2019
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Dudnbxdhdb Alyssa
by Kyle246822 June 1, 2018
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