Airporgatory

Airport purgatory; being stuck in an airport or on an the airplane for various reasons; weather, malfunction, excessive layovers, etc.

After seven hours of delays, Gregor decided to take travel into his own hands. He rented a car to drive from Chicago to Talahassee rather than be stuck in airporgatory.

by parkca01 August 30, 2013

airport wood

LARGE PENIS

David Airport wooded me!

by Fastnfabulous January 1, 2014

Airport drunk

When you are drinking at the airport because you have to wait and it sucks. It doesn't count as day drinking since you are probably in transit between different timezones.

My flight from the Chicago airport got push to 4 hours later... Guess I'll just get airport drunk

by Kraken of the night November 7, 2017

Airport

When two legs (or one for amputee Beauty acceptance) are straight up in the air leaving a view of the "landing strip" or taint.

I have to check out the airport before I land anything there.

by STDfree December 9, 2017

airpole

straw- a long skinny tube with a hole in it (perfect anal device)

to pleasure you drink-while sucking
great tip: blow bubbles
airpole

by airpole May 21, 2018

airport pants

a pant you were to go to the airport that looks stylish and is cnfortable

Hey lily im going to the airport have you seen my airport pants?

by fruitlooped May 8, 2018

airport pants

comfy pants that you would wear to the airport

wow lily where did you buy your airport pants? Oh fag central located in Miami.

by fruitlooped May 10, 2018