Male-Pattern Autism

A condition that nearly every man suffers. It's noticeable when a guy gets sucked into one of his male behaviors that he channels his inner autist. A good example is when a guy will spending hours making strategy spreadsheets for his favorite game instead of talking to his hot girlfriend. He might also join a philosophy debate group and spend his Saturday nights talking to them instead of his hot girlfriend. You see where this is going.

Jim: "Dr. Fischer, then she said I loved the game more than her."

Dr. Fischer: "I'm seeing a pattern here. I think you may have male-pattern autism."

by MeaningChronicler September 5, 2023

Out autismed

Playing so shit at a game that you can beat high skilled players

Mike's been getting good at cod, but I play like an idiot where I'm out autisming his playstyle

Damn he really was getting out autismed

by Big booch April 23, 2023

Autism

If diagnosed with autism one gains the ability to blame all of their imperfections on this disorder.

Did you hear about the new kid they say he has autism wanna go harass him?

by CancelMe November 10, 2022

Autism

A person who acts like a retard to make other people laugh

Mish has autism

by J.o.u.b March 9, 2025

Autism

Whysoofurious(wsf) and their team

wsf is autism!!

by voidythe1 March 11, 2025

autism

Maria Mintiloglitou

Maria Mintiloglitou is a geometry teacher that has autism

by borge hasbidal January 19, 2022

Autism

Autism, more correctly referred to in the DSM 5 as Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD), is a developmental disorder characterized by many different symptoms, hence why it is called a spectrum. Many autistic people are high functioning, and don't obsess over trains. Some of the most common symptoms include:
- Lack of social awareness
- Sensory/overstimulation
- Hyperfixation
- Trouble making or keeping eye contact
- Unusual tone when speaking

"Are you autistic?"
"Please don't ask people if they have autism."
"I'm sorry."

by ShadowDev November 24, 2023