Autism

The Psiioniic from the hit webcomic homestuck

1: " yippee!! "
2: " you probably kin The Psiioniic just for saying that.."

Being called autism could refer to Psiioniic

by 🎉 May 12, 2023

Autism

A complete and total lack of social awareness

Danish Panther (a morbidly obese burger lover) thought that asking a group of bodybuilders what drugs he should use to lose weight would be a good idea. Somehow shocked that he was instead roasted for being a lazy fuck, he spent the rest of his time making up stories about being a spec ops super soldier, becoming fatter all the while. I think he might have autism.

by 0 pounds down January 18, 2024

butt autism

The condition upon which one sits on the toilet until their butt turns numb. This condition can travel down your legs if untreated, leaving you with temporary paralysis and unable to avoid all the people you’ve pissed off by hogging the bathroom.

Matt: Where the hell were you and why you walking funny?
Dan: He was in the shitter for an hour and didn’t wash his hands.
Joel: I got butt autism and I need a place to lie down

by superdada May 8, 2018

Autism

People with the names kyle,junior,john,james,Austin,miles,

that guy has autism

by anonymous September 25, 2020

Your Autismancy

a play on the words you excellency but for someone with a bit more than a touch of the tism.

"Hey bro I gotta question for ya?"
"What is it now Your Autismancy?"
"Do dolphins have buttholes?"
"That is why we call you Your Autismancy dude."

by Headbutt The Pussy May 23, 2023

Autism

Basically the meaning of retard. No one with autism should be understood because theyre all retarded.

user1: hi friend
user2: hii

user1: i have to tell you something
user2: ofc bro
user1: i have autism
user2: fuck you im unfriending you bye retard

by VAXRO February 22, 2024

Autism Bragging

Conspicuously highlighting 'neurodivergency' or autism or 'being on the spectrum' to an audience for personal gain.

Often used by those who are high in status and want to contrast their success with some form of hardship in order to get more credit or acclaim, or to appear as some sort of savant not affected by crass social movements, social contagion, or faddish popular opinions

There is Bob autism bragging again to investors to try to get more money for his hedge fund.

by Human Peacocking February 25, 2024