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Cum Artifact

A Cum Artifacts are objects that have acquired online infamy due to having semen as a major part of them.

The most infamous Cum Artifacts are The Pony Cum Jar, The Cumbox, The Cumconut, The Cum Arm, The Jizz Powder and The Cum Dreamcast.
Mom: Hey Johnny, what is this bottle filled with milk i found under your bed?
Johnny: Ma, that's not milk...
Mom: Johnny, are you making Cum Artifacts again?
by TwizzBMRF August 5, 2023
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desert island artist

Albums by a single artist which you would be okay with being stranded on a desert island with. See Good Music.
by Anikat May 21, 2008
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pre-estate artist

An artist who is so established that you think they’re dead
A: Have you seen that Gerhard Richter left Marian Goodman?

B: Is Gerhard Richter still alive?!

A: I wasn’t sure until reading the news. He’s a rare pre-estate artist.
by freeze_magazine March 11, 2023
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Denzel Web the best music artist in the universe

DENZEL WEB DENZEL WEB DENZEL WEB DENZEL WEB LOVE AT PEACE LOVE AT PEACE SUNDOWN SUNDOWN SUNDOWN
Tyler: Yo have you heard Sundown by Denzel Web?
cosmic: Nigga that shit sounds like ass nuggets
Tyler:You tripping nigga,hating ass faggot that shit slaps! Denzel Web the best music artist in the universe right now
by Tyler the realeast nigga April 3, 2019
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Artiom

A person usually from Russian or slavic heritage who looks scary on the outside but has a warm and caring heart but only for the one special person he truly loves. Always loyal to his girlfriend and will do anything to protect her
Damnnn artiom you hot stuff!!!!!!!!
by Sweet looloo December 1, 2018
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Marital Artist

(not to be confused with Martial Artist): A special type of Marital Counselor who shows married couples not only how to stay married, but, how to have an extremely happy marriage.
Barbara claims to be a Marital Artist, but, she fucked Eileen's husband!
by Joseph Selb March 12, 2009
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Spam Artist

Someone who spams a website/forum advertising a scam.
Spam Artist: Hey you gotta check us out, we offer free naked pics. Just go to (Url)!

Victim: stupid spam artist.
by BlackOpsOnline May 21, 2010
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