Amish Kleenex

The practice of holding one nostril while simultaneously blowing out the other. You would usually lean over or away from your body so as not to blow snot all over yourself.

This saves one from nastying up one's sleeve(s). Since the Amish live a simple life they wouldn't have fancy store bought Kleenex.

"Dad's allergies were bothering him so bad while we were hiking he had to use the Amish Kleenex."

"I sneezed so much I used up all my tissues and had to use the ol' Amish Kleenex"

"I had to resort to the Amish Kleenex since it was Summer and I was sleeveless."

by @ChickieMamaK October 6, 2012

amish runway

The opposit of a landing strip. This is furry, unmanicured disaster.

Used in a sentence "I tried to go down on Martha, but she had an Amish Runway."

by Kirin sushitwink October 14, 2013

amish minute

when they say a minute an it takes thirty minutes

damn he said he would be here in a minute more like an amish minute(like30)

by jkram72 August 17, 2012

Amish Palmer

Drinking Arnold Palmers while getting a hand job in a horse drawn carriage

I was shotgunning an Arnold Palmer while she was giving me an Amish Palmer in the carriage at Christmas.

by YEE F*ckin HAW October 20, 2023

Amish snowball

When she sucks off the horse and spits the horse cum down your throat

Phil just couldn't believe she gave him an Amish Snowball with their horse

by Fatwanker October 23, 2023

Amish Airlines

Travel by train in America on slow clunky regular routes instead of flying.

Grandma is so afraid of heights and ain't in no hurry - she gonna take Amish Airlines to Portland.

by wfukradio November 19, 2023

Amish lobotomy

When a person fellates their partner in a horse and buggy, especially when “brain” is involved. See: brain

Ethel gave me an Amish lobotomy on our way to the Lancaster county wicker festival.

by SniffClam December 26, 2023