Alyssa's are the best kind of people in the world. They're so smart, Sophisticated, Cute, and caring. They are open to talk a lot and will stay up late just to talk to you. You can open up to them about a lot of things and they will understand. They are down to hang out whenever and can make you laugh all the time. They'll always be there for you when you need it and are very loving. They're the best people to be in a relationship with and are very Loyal. If you have an Alyssa, never let them go. They are a fucking Goddess.
Guy 1 > Yo dude I just fucked Alyssa and she's so good in bed!
Guy 2 > Damn man, I need an Alyssa for myself.
I love you Alyssa. Never change
Guy 2 > Damn man, I need an Alyssa for myself.
I love you Alyssa. Never change
by Freddle June 22, 2018
by Onalee2002 September 13, 2018
A thot that is very stupid. Always tends to date people who cheat with there ex's. She is fat and very ugly.
Alyssa is a hoe.
by Brattybrat12345 March 20, 2018
Synonymous for a girl who only talks to you when she and her boyfriend are fighting. Often, they ask to hang out, using provocative gestures, or even flat-out asking for sex. Usually, the male at the other end will start to feel good about himself, and may tell his friends. However, the fight with the boyfriend will only last a day or two, and before you get the opportunity, she won't acknowledge you until the next fight. Males should recognize the pattern and cut ties with the girl as soon as possible to avoid more stress in the future.
Brad: Hey, did you hear about how Kenny and Jen were going to hook-up?
Jim: Yeah dude, but I heard that Jen girl only talks to other guys when she and her boyfriend Rick are fighting.
Brad: Dude I know, Kenny should realize that girl is being such an Alyssa... it's never gonna go his way.
Jim: Yeah dude, but I heard that Jen girl only talks to other guys when she and her boyfriend Rick are fighting.
Brad: Dude I know, Kenny should realize that girl is being such an Alyssa... it's never gonna go his way.
by redcard101 January 10, 2012
an alien head ho who falls in love with fake internet guys shes never met. thinks shes cool but is a major fake.
by philpollard January 23, 2010
by Giffron.3000 December 08, 2016