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Fuck a monkey 

1. An exclamation of frustration
2. An exclamation of awesomeness
3. A dismissal
4. To totally suck at something
5. Something you say when there's nothing else to say
6. To have sexual intercourse with a primate
1. "Why won't this thing work??? Argh, fuck a monkey!"
2. "How 'bout that GWAR concert last night?" "Fuck a monkey, that was awesome!"
3. Dumbass walking in on conversation: "You like GWAR??? You guys are sickos!" Guys: "Oh, go fuck a monkey!"
4. *Awkward silence* "Fuck a monkey!"
5. "Man, I fuck a monkey at this!"
6. "I gotta go to the zoo and fuck a monkey."
Fuck a monkey by Blood Seraph December 13, 2008

fuck a goat 

an expression used to show aggression towards another person. This term is used repeatedly by the Indian characters in "The Forty Year Old Virgin."
*Yo, why are you so goddamn good at poker?
*I play a couple hours online every night.
*Well then fuck this, I'm sick of losing my money. Go fuck a goat!
fuck a goat by Atom Bom December 9, 2007

fuck a dog 

Just like it says. A division of beastility that involves sexual intercourse between a dog and a human being.
Animal Porn slut: "I'm ready to go on camera and fuck a dog."
fuck a dog by Suck My Dick May 13, 2005

National fuck a Mackenzie day 

It’s national fuck a Mackenzie day so I fucked Mackenzie

Fuck a Cunt 

Used as expression of extreme exasperation. One is simply unable to express the sheer amount of exasperation any other way.

The pinnacle of rolling eyes at someone. Kind of like an extreme WTF.

Carries even more emphasis if in italics.
Person 1: "I honestly think Sylvester McCoy is the best Doctor Who ever!!!"

Person 2: "Fuck a cunt"

Person 1: "Guns N Roses is the heaviest band in the world. Ain't no one as heavy as them."

Person 2: "Fuck a cunt" (then goes and listens to Strapping Young Lad)
Fuck a Cunt by nikky zero August 18, 2011

fuck a bitch shit 

A line famous from Notorious B.I.G's single "Get Money". "Fuck a bitch shit" refers to the act of not giving a fuck, having no consideration, and simply not caring about a bitch/girl/hoe.
"Because of you I'm on some real fuck a bitch shit."
fuck a bitch shit by descalante January 12, 2008