Brendan

The hottest guy ever. If you want to date him be ready to be overloaded with hotness. Also, If he asks you to go home with him, make sure to bring some protection. If he enters your bedroom, white stuff is going to squirt everywhere. He will be so attractive that you will want to suck it so badly. ONLY GO TO HIS HOUSE IF YOU'RE READY.
Brendan is hot as hell.
by Unresistable... May 22, 2025
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Brendan

Quiet, studious guy. He is quiet ambiverted and is a little to no-talk type of guy. Yes, of course he is loud and unserious with his friends, but Brendan is the type of guy who is VERY extroverted once hyped up. He will sing, yell, and maybe even talk to a lot more people than usual. Other than that, his brown-ish black-ish hair is always fluffy and washed well.
"He's so quiet around me, but so loud around you!"
"Oh, Brendan?"
by urmomisvhot November 29, 2021
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Brendan

Fuck Brendan he’s a terrible person
by Tagzyy May 25, 2023
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The Brendan Malone Special

A sexual act involving two men. Man 1 chains Man 2 up in such a way that he is suspended in the air. From there Man 1 fists Man 2 (typically all the way to the shoulder) until he prolapses.
I just gave him The Brendan Malone Special… his prolapse was as big as a football!
by NickGurPeeNis January 20, 2022
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