Trout window

The slight gaping of a vagina after intercourse.

'...and there's nothing better than watching a woman playing with her trout window afterwards.'

'Did you see that! She had trout window once that big guy had a go!'

by fattulip April 24, 2008

Window-Hit

To hit a bong type apparatus inside, near a window slightly open, because it's too cold to smoke outside or anywhere inside with windows fully open.

I thought about rolling a blunt but it's too cold out, so I just packed the bong and took a window-hit.

by Tedro357 February 16, 2009

Lady in the Window

Visible greenery in the Nostril Forest

You've got a giant lady in the window!! That's disgusting!!

by SmittyLou August 27, 2008

screw it window

The point at which sleeps eludes a person and they decide to stay up all night via some caffeinated means.

Steve, at 11pm: "I have to be up to make a flight in five hours."
Mike: "Anything inside of six hours, I say screw it and put on a pot of coffee."
Steve: "I get 5-7 hours of sleep a night, so my screw it window is 4 hours."

by DevilMike December 15, 2008

Puppy In the Window

When someone has a highly visible booger in their nostril, it is a Puppy In the Window. You just can't keep your eyes off of it. Allows for a non-awkward explanation to the owner of the booger.

Yes Bill, I'll get that report right over to you. Oh, and Bill, you have a Puppy In the Window. (Points at own nostril)

by Rundanrun December 21, 2016

windows 1.01

The greatest version of Windows ever, because it was the first one to ever exist for the general public.

Released on November 20, 1985, Windows 1.01 does not even require a hard disk to function, something you rarely see in modern versions of Windows.

Windows 10 User: What version of windows is this?
Retro user: Windows 1.01.
Windows 10 User: Windows 10.1? What??
Retro user: This is Windows 1.01 from 1985.

by kevindong October 14, 2017

window seat

Job title given to one who has screwed up badly in business, but not enough to warrant the golden parachute, yet too risky to leave to their own devices.

"Do you hear about Jennings? They gave him a window seat."

by Phaad1 April 4, 2017