Basement Monster

Someone who never leaves their own home, specifically their room.

Have you seen Derek lately?

No, he's a basement monster man. I don't even think he showers.

by SJeffries April 09, 2009

Cave Monster

A penis that lives inside a vagina and comes out every now and then.

"Woah, Pigeon. Is that a cave monster?"

by WhiskeyPigeon October 31, 2016

Motherfuckin' Monster

Endy Chavez

"Endy's catch in the 2006 NLCS was awesome!"
"He's a motherfuckin' monster!"

by JasonXXIV October 20, 2011

Cringe Monster

A person who is disgusting or does disgusting things.

Chaz: Er, look at kerry, she has really greasy hair!
Emuls: I know! What a Cringe Monster!

Emily: I slept with my best mates boyfriend..
Chaz&Em: What a Cringe Monster!!

by Morrwick June 15, 2009

Roll Monster

One who has many rolls and can often be described as one that rapes the pantry and steals twinkies from little kids lunch pales.

The roll monster is suspected of consuming many food items.

The roll monster often hides food in its rolls for hibernation

by KILLKEV November 20, 2004

Drunkness monster

When a quiet nice person turns into a raging loony when he/she is intoxicated.

Matt is usually the nicest person to be around, but he drank a bottle of jack last night and smashed a dead cat over his brothers windshield. He is such a Drunkness Monster.

by gchytuvhj January 26, 2009

Monster cockadoodledoo

Sex as the sunrises

Me and shana did the old monster cockadoodledoo this morning

by Mastercaboose June 26, 2016