A tattoo shaped in a band around a man's bicep - usually of Celtic, tribal or barbed-wire design. It is considered the bro equivalent of a tramp-stamp.
by TiffanyX October 05, 2010
When a female liberates a vaginal discharge on a item of furniture, clothing or other object. Douche marks are usually the bi product of sexual intercourse.
by The Laughing Man EP October 05, 2007
Usually a young man from the Northern East Coast area. Always has a "wing man" (also a Gym Douche). They usually wear Air Jordan shoes & basketball shorts, and baggy shirts with the entire sides cut out. Also sporting their fresh Blow Out haircut. They make copious amounts of noise and hit on the local gym girls. They also believe that they own portions of the gym and have certain rights that "Regular Members" don't have.
Regular Member: "Hey man are you using these 20lb weights?"
Gym Douche: "Yeah I have two more sets."
Regular Member: " Ok. What about those 25's right next to you that you aren't using?"
Gym Douche: "Naw man I'm using those too."
Regular Member: Sighs under breath "What a douche!"
Gym Douche: "Yeah I have two more sets."
Regular Member: " Ok. What about those 25's right next to you that you aren't using?"
Gym Douche: "Naw man I'm using those too."
Regular Member: Sighs under breath "What a douche!"
by Kahjitte January 15, 2012
doing something that would be qualified as being a douche.
being a complete asshole when is suits you..
pulling a douche-bag move
being a complete asshole when is suits you..
pulling a douche-bag move
Dude, Tom is such an asshole, he needs to quit with all his douche-fuckery
Hitting on your best friends girlfriend is douche-fuckery
Hitting on your best friends girlfriend is douche-fuckery
by Miss_Carousel March 23, 2010
Guy 1: Hey, shall we go see Transformers on Tuesday night? That new, admittedly horse-like replacement for Megan Fox will be adequate for me to part with my cash to see that sub-standard movie
Guy 2: Yeah man, I'll invite Tim, I always enjoy his witty and insightful comments
Guy 3: He has to work on weekdays. He's a job douche now.
Guy 2: Yeah man, I'll invite Tim, I always enjoy his witty and insightful comments
Guy 3: He has to work on weekdays. He's a job douche now.
by Blargle Margle July 24, 2011
a game similar to "punchbuggie" where you punch someone and yell "douche car!" when you see one.
Criteria for a douchcar include:
- super loud music
- people hollering out the windows
- cheesy painting
- speeding with loud muffler
- a douche is driving the car
- vanity plate
- low riding
- ridiculous rims or spoilers
one or any combination of there douche factors can classify something as a douche car and you can punch someone for it, but once they punch you you can't punch them for the same car.
Criteria for a douchcar include:
- super loud music
- people hollering out the windows
- cheesy painting
- speeding with loud muffler
- a douche is driving the car
- vanity plate
- low riding
- ridiculous rims or spoilers
one or any combination of there douche factors can classify something as a douche car and you can punch someone for it, but once they punch you you can't punch them for the same car.
*cars speeds by well guys yell profane comments at pedestrians*
Jordana: "Douchcar!" *punches kathleen*
Kathleen: "ya that was a douche car"
Jordana: "Douchcar!" *punches kathleen*
Kathleen: "ya that was a douche car"
by JordanaKathleen February 11, 2012
by SimplyShrimp February 04, 2015