The "judgement call" a man must make in the moments preceding impending orgasm whilst having unprotected sex, regarding the placement of his ejaculatory load. Despite the agreement, discussion, etc. that he and his partner may have had before and during sex, the man has the ultimate power whether to pull out or not, and where to ejaculate should he indeed pull out. Scrupulous and complex calculations are performed by the man during these nanoseconds. These calculations weigh factors such as chance of child conception, partner reaction and, ultimately, satisfaction.
Mike 1: Dude I had to make a hard cumdgement call whether to pull out or not. By my calculations, the best move was to splooge on her face.
Mike 2: Was she on birth control?
Mike 1: Yea but who cares?
Mike 2: Was she on birth control?
Mike 1: Yea but who cares?
by Mike and Mike the Accountants March 17, 2017
Get the cumdgement callmug. A "Call Knot" happens when one person calls the other while the person calls them. It goes on until one waits for the other to call. Usually if you're in a call knot, the call will go straight to voice-mail.
George: I tried calling you but you just went straight to voicemail!
Harrison: SAME HERE. we were in a call knot!
Harrison: SAME HERE. we were in a call knot!
by OHSHIZZLEMYNIZZLE January 31, 2010
Get the Call Knotmug. When you accidentally call every member of a large group chat on Microsoft Teams instead of the single person you tried to call.
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