October 26

The day girls with the fattest asses and the prettiest faces are born.

Homeboy #1: “Damn did you see that ass?”
Homeboy #2: “Yeah, that’s Zoe, she was born on October 26th. There’s no surprise there, she’s naturally a baddie.”

by Soursponge47 November 18, 2019

November 26

National Tap Ass Day! Today is the day you get to tap your friend's ass!

Person 1: Hey what day is it?
Person 2: It's November 26th, National Tap Ass day, I'm gonna tap her ass today!

by LaughingDonkeyDefinitions November 25, 2019

November 26

National give ur short friends money or sweets day

Me:I'm rich
Boy:how?

Me:it November 26

by QueenDani.A November 24, 2020

Hocy#26

It's basically someone who has none braincells, basically braindead. He is a spreader of brain cancer and his performance is so fucking hideous that dank memes can't even explain how devastating it is. Appearance of a Hocy#26 is... it's hair is very similar and it may not even be destinguishable from overgrown goose dick hair. It suffers from ass obesity and hardcore autism. Looks like a transgender.

Person A: Hey! I'm new, can you introduce me to that guy?
Person B: I don't think that's possible, he's a Hocy#26.
Person A: Mhkay...

by litless November 28, 2017

February 26

Early bird day. Wake up earlier and do everything early.

Damn girl your early today (February 26)

by Onion101 October 20, 2019

October 26

National Netflix & Chill day

Person: Yo its October 26
Other Person: Oh fr... im going to my girl house

by Zimbaweee October 23, 2019

October 26

National makeout with bf/gf day. A couple has to makeout on this day.

Girl: It’s October 26th you know what that means
Boy: Ok, whenever your ready.

by Urbanion Diction October 24, 2019