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October 26

The day girls with the fattest asses and the prettiest faces are born.
Homeboy #1: “Damn did you see that ass?”
Homeboy #2: “Yeah, that’s Zoe, she was born on October 26th. There’s no surprise there, she’s naturally a baddie.”
by Soursponge47 November 18, 2019
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November 26

National Tap Ass Day! Today is the day you get to tap your friend's ass!
Person 1: Hey what day is it?
Person 2: It's November 26th, National Tap Ass day, I'm gonna tap her ass today!
by LaughingDonkeyDefinitions November 25, 2019
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Hocy#26

It's basically someone who has none braincells, basically braindead. He is a spreader of brain cancer and his performance is so fucking hideous that dank memes can't even explain how devastating it is. Appearance of a Hocy#26 is... it's hair is very similar and it may not even be destinguishable from overgrown goose dick hair. It suffers from ass obesity and hardcore autism. Looks like a transgender.
Person A: Hey! I'm new, can you introduce me to that guy?
Person B: I don't think that's possible, he's a Hocy#26.
Person A: Mhkay...
by litless November 28, 2017
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December 26

If you are born on December 26th, you are a goat and most likely popular. People always come up to you and tell you how pretty you are. Every boy wish they can be with you but your untouchable and gives all your time to your boyfriend. Your a very loyal and emotional person.
Boy #1: Damn, who’s that??
Boy #2: Idk but she’s fine as hell.
Boy #3: Fasho and her birthday is December 26.
by TheOfficialGoattt November 24, 2021
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26 November

you have to be lovey-dovey with your gf/bf the whole day

spoil tf outta them
bf:*covers girlfriend in kisses*
gf: since when are u so clingy?
bf: i am not, it's just 26 November
by yabish miley November 23, 2021
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June 26

The day when the biggest foreheads on Earth gives it up
- He faced a lot of critique and left the group. Have you heard it?
- Oh, today is June 26... So today even the biggest foreheads on Earth gives it up
by qwertybruvv June 26, 2023
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April 26

April 26 is a declared as Donovan Day and on this day a bunch of people of people will masterbate to Lego Porn for a full 24 hours
I’ll never look at legos the same way again after April 26
by SchizophreniaGaming January 19, 2023
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