November 26

National Tap Ass Day! Today is the day you get to tap your friend's ass!
Person 1: Hey what day is it?
Person 2: It's November 26th, National Tap Ass day, I'm gonna tap her ass today!
by LaughingDonkeyDefinitions November 25, 2019
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December 3

National Suck Your Homie's Dick Day
Hey it's December 3! suck your Homie's Dick Day! Go suck their dick!
by LaughingDonkeyDefinitions November 26, 2019
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