erik wright

A large stocky , yet strangely attractive man, charming yetequal parts an asshole and outspoken, first noted in the late 16th century, there seems to be acounts of one man fitting this description about every 75 years since, although mostly considered irrisistable and having a calm and joking demeanor, are known to be unpredictable and can be a little mentally unstable, when one has had enough of one of these odd creatures one will not typically return ; Niether for friendship or for sexual encounters . Typically when described by authors in six of the 8 literary entries they always described as tall, broad shouldered, husky, and tattooed, typically found in northeastern north America,

"Jane asked what like ryan gosling attractive ?"Kandace replied to her friend " not that kind of appealing, hes like a Benedict Cumberbatch or an Erik Wright ".

by Merriamsonlinethesoris May 7, 2018

Erik

Piece of shit.

Wow, Erik is a huge piece of shit!

by Monster Mash 69 November 23, 2021

Erik

A Guy with a 26 inch penis and a very big load.

Did you see Erik's big shotgun yesterday?

by Erkanboii December 11, 2016

Erik

Erik is the most annoying guy in the world. Mostly because his name isnt Eric. He also gives of short guy energi in multiple ways. He is stupid but not like school stupid more low EQ. He is emo. He just is emo. He always talks about himself and nothing else. He is the problem. The longer you are frends with him the more you become like him so if you are friends with an Erik... remember you must escape... you will become like him and you dont want that..

OMG my bestie lucy is friends with an Erik and she is becoming just like him i must run before i catch the desease as well.

by OfficialJulianHater October 15, 2022

Erik

narcissist, worst person alive, gets turned on little girls

Erik is a person who gets turned on by little girls.

by Smedix December 4, 2023

Erik

Egoistic asshole that, none likes because of his disqusting look, poor humor and their massive ego.

Look its Erik, i already get sick looking at him

by OnkoMeister September 12, 2018

The Eager Erik

One consumes an unhealthy amount of Michalob Ultra and after finishing inside your partner (male or female) he performs cuntalingus and consuming his own ejaculate. Also known as the Manahawkin Munch.

Dude, I got waisted on Ultra last night and gave myself "The Eager Erik", I found out I need to drink more pineapple juice and that he needs to Wipe a little better.

by Jersey Jester March 20, 2024