He
will die if he doesnβt get
dmβd nudies. A sex god,
king of man. Hilarious beyond mortal knowledge. Fruitful and inspiring in his tweets and tones. Please before he dies
send nudies. Believed to be the first person to make a βhandsome Squidwardβ joke. Often misunderstood, always ignored in groupchats. Been known to ravage the frontal lobes of imagination. Rambler and exploiter of words often used incorrectly. Please send him your nudies in his dms before he dies.