Ram Ranch 200

The 200th installment in the Ram Ranch series, this Ram Ranch has two males having gay sex with each other.

"OH, FUCK!"
"You love that cock, boy?"
"SIR, YES SIR!!!"
Person 1: Ram Ranch 200 is so fucking gay!!
Person 2: Its funny and gay lol
by The Boi's May 05, 2021
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Cool Ranch Doritos

Quite possibly the greatest snack food of all time. You may start with a whole bag, but after a movie or just browsing the internet, you may find the bag nearly empty.
Guy: Hey what'cha got there?

Girl: Oh, just some Cool Ranch Doritos

Guy: Holy shit, those things are amazing, give me some!

Girl: No way, get your own!
by prawnt July 02, 2010
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Ranch Party

A group of persons who smoke cigarettes simultaneously, taking great joy in the act.
That ranch party in my car yesterday took ten years off our collective lives, easily.

If you care to partake in a ranch party tonight, we'll be at Charlie's Pub.
by Huervo May 19, 2006
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Montana Ranch Hand

A handjob, given to completion, with ranch dressing used as lubricant.
Deep in the Hidden Valleys you will find the best Montana Ranch Hands around.
by The Montana Ranch Hand June 20, 2020
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Ranch delivery device

n. A dish of Ranch dressing often featuring lettuce. Also know as salad.
"Excuse me miss, can I have a little more lettuce in my Ranch Delivery Device?"
by tsukiatari March 22, 2007
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Ranch On My Lap

Ranch On My Lap is an expression used to describe when semen is present on the area located on or near the pelvic region to which an individual may exclaim when questioned about its origins.

The expression is usually exclaimed by those whom has had an orgasm in their pants.

Also known as ROML
Real life usage:

Girl: Whats that white stuff on your pants ?
Guy: It...Its.....Its "RANCH ON MY LAP !!!"
Girl: Okaaaaaaaaay..............

Online usage:

Bob says: Where have you been, afk ?
Jalen says: Yes, ROML.........
by DanElKushwizdaLyricalFauxpas September 12, 2011
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