Jon Chon

Geek nerd peer feed owed gerd nerd weed weed seed seed he’d Kerr teed Xerox’s nerd feed nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd wneee nerd nerd nedr

Don’t be like Jon chon IDOIBETEUE

by Hurricane Katrina 18 December 17, 2019

the jon voight

The act of getting in a fight with your girlfriend and when she wants make-up sex, you deny her by keeping the status quo.

Ben: Dude, Chase and I got in a huge fucken fight and i totally gave her the jon voight. She was pissed.

by Mike Carini March 1, 2009

Jon-Paul

The pinnacle of human evolution with an autistic sidekick with every reincarnation.

Jon-Paul was found in a forest with a naked 4 year old

by Jon does sugar November 8, 2019

Jon's Turtle

Jon's everything. Mom, dad, sister, dog, best friend, EVERYTHING. Not to be confused with Jon's tortoise

Person: "Hey Jon, how's your Jon's turtle"
Jon: "o_o"

by Aly and Vyacheslav October 29, 2012

Silly Jons

Southwest Louisiana slang for psychedelics (marijuana, magic mushrooms, etc).

“Hey bro you wanna get those silly jons?”
“She been tweakin’ off them silly jons all night!”
“Aye dawg got any silly jons?”

by GOON SQUAD REAL July 11, 2023

jon owen

He's a complete and utter square. The state of being a "dick". He's a fucking piece of cunt.

Dude your being a fucking Jon Owen.

by Hide how June 11, 2017

jon kelly

Jon Kelly is a good person. He likes to play guitar, ride his bike, play pokemon, walk around the park and look at the sky and appreciate the sunset. He also likes old music that has a cheery melody but very sad heart breaking lyrics. He tends to cut people out of his life because of his anxiety and depression. But stick around with him. He is very caring and sweet. Lastly, he wears a gengar smile.

I met this guy who’s nice and sweet, but sometimes he wont text nor call me. He’s such a Jon Kelly!

by JPR1985 June 28, 2022