wet shoe

the act of pleasuring a woman with your foot by laying her on her back and grasping her ankles as if holding two cans of beer and massaging her vagina with your foot.

mike: yo dude, did you band that chick from the party?

dave: naw man, but i did get a wet shoe.

mike: nice.

by patches_4 May 31, 2009

C.M.F.M. shoes

C.M.F.M. stands for Catch Me Fuck Me! shoes that scream "F___K me!"

Any heel higher than 3 inches. Usually spike or stiletto.
I am going out tonight in my C.M.F.M. shoes!

by TLuvly December 30, 2008

green shoes

Marijuana, pot, weed.

I need to get high, let's strap on some "green shoes"

by Gunner Longfellow January 13, 2007

shoe rule

When passed out, if shoes are on: you are fair game for being drawn on, various objects stuffed in different holes, pranks, etc.
If shoes are off: you are not fair game.

person 1: you heard of the shoe rule?
person 2: yeah man, i passed out with my shoes on last night and i found shaving cream in my ears today

by victoriaaaaaa September 13, 2008

shoe on head

A request made at a sexual entertainment industry that instead of being sexual it is just used to see if they will actually do it.

Brandon:Yeah! You read that book!
Trevor:Are you actually turned on by this?
Brandon:Nah, it's just a shoe on head.

by Brandon Waldmann June 22, 2006

shoe fetish

A paraphilia, shoe fetish is a fixation on a shoe, usually a high heal sandal or high heel boot. Somewhat linked with foot fetish.

A lot of Dominatrixes wear shoes suitable for men with shoe fetish. What happens next is somewhat disgusting.

by Skyboy September 22, 2005

Brown Shoe

When a man (typically a trucker) inserts the big toe of his dominant foot deep into the anal cavity of his partner and upon withdrawal the toe signifies a stylish or elegant pair of brown dress shoes.

Person 1: Brown shoe this is Rubber Ducky, do you copy?
Person 2: Not now Rubber Ducky, I'm polishing my brown shoe... over.

by Brown Shoe October 7, 2015