a dirty maya is a sexual act which involves smearing your shit on your lovers body and licking it off while listening to kids bop
by watermelondonkeytesticles April 12, 2020
Get the dirty mayamug. Jaeda-Maya is such a weirdo. She’s extremely pretty and knows it too. She has a dirty mind so be prepared for lots of lewd jokes! She’s artistic, kind and extremely emotional, but also very charming
by Hihelloheyhiheyhey December 20, 2021
Get the Jaeda-Mayamug. Maya Jo is the prettiest, smartest, loving person you will ever meet. She will always light up your day when you're sad. Her sense of humor is out of this world! She can be so random at times, but nobody cares because she's special and is hard to keep. Maya Jo is majestically amazing in so many ways, i really think she can fly...she just doesn't know it yet. She can teach you so much that will leave you speechless. At times Maya Jo can be sad (like everyone) but when she is, you can't tell (only her best friend can because she's magic) because she's always happy. One thing you have to realize is that when you become besties with a Maya Jo, when she'll get bored she will never stop bugging you, but we don't mind...she's someone that will make you so happy. Her parents are hard on her, and expect the best from her... she can do it, but most of the time she feels lackadaisical towards that fact that they think she's someone that she's not. Maya Jo is magic, and is someone you WILL keep because if you let her go, you will turn into a chiggen. Might I add she is phanominol at art.
Person: omg dude I just saw a cat running with a bush
Other person: dude you're being such a Maya Jo right now.😂
Other person: dude you're being such a Maya Jo right now.😂
by Heyyyyyyaaaaaa July 30, 2017
Get the maya jomug. maya is a girl from this nerd school and shes rly buff because dhe works out every day and is a gym rat but she has a teeny tiny ass but she has gargantuous boobs like damnnn yhat rack is huyuge i would hit so hard like she makes people shit themselves when theyre in her presence because she has this shit stain glow to her and it just makes them want to shit in front if her so they sit down on her feet and take a shit all over her new air forces and she has rly sharp teeth to bite into ur toes because she thinks they look like sausages
by cupa May 4, 2023
Get the Maya Fischlermug. The hottest and sexiest person on the planet no one is better and is wifey way hotter than Selena Gomez
by Maya skosko wifey July 14, 2022
Get the maya skoskomug. She’s pretty cool
Bloke 1. Who’s that las over there mate
Bloke 2. Idek
Maufsaibry. Oh that’s my las maya ormerod, she’s really fit
Bloke 2. Idek
Maufsaibry. Oh that’s my las maya ormerod, she’s really fit
by Acton Bell March 3, 2023
Get the maya ormerodmug. 
Get the maya and harrymug.