josh windass

sexiest football player EVER people call him arrogant but they just jealous of his confidence

barry bannan: windass you are so confident and amazing I love you

josh windass: I know

by musthadbeenthewindass May 10, 2025

The Wind chime

When you hit an angry guit and fart at the same time

I hit the wind chime and my girlfriends jaw dropped

by Ab050600 May 10, 2025

The wind

A term that refers to when something is weird or odd in a piece of media, but it is dismissed.

Must've been the wind

by Feeds2121 September 4, 2025

Sheets into the wind

Multiple linens flowing in the breeze aka Bryant

Im sorry heather i was several sheets into the wind.

by lianaface! October 23, 2008

A Bunch of Widows

Boring, Uninteresting. Comes from the speculation that the Mars Volta's fifth album would be "a bunch of widows", "The Widow" being one of their hit singles.

I thought the party would be a blast, but no one brought booze so it was just a bunch of widows.

by random name 98364 July 3, 2009

killing the widow

smoking a certain type of weed at high temperatures

Yo man, i got some blood drawn and I had an hourglass on my veins, so i decided it was time to start killing the widow so i went and blazed some trainwreck

by misterman October 10, 2013

World Cup Widows

During the World Cup, when men all over the UK sit and drink cheap lager in front of the TV with their mates, their girlfriends and wives hit the pubs, bars and clubs and get wankered to escape the stupidity.
"World Cup Widows" is a game played by guys smart enough to take advantage of this, with points being awarded for every time you drive one home in their penalty boxes. 1 point for fingering them, 2 points for a fuck in the toilet.

Steve: "Hey Jake, you want to go and play World Cup Widows in town tonight? Smash some back doors in?"
Jake: "No you stupid cunt, I'm gay."

by therealalfgarnett June 13, 2014