Suck my pork

An expression used when someone asks you to do something that you view as an unreasonable request (a polite version of someone can blow you)

She/he/they want me to what? They can suck my pork!

by Hammy1979 May 29, 2025

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when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos

damn, my girl really gave me the

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last night!

by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023

suck him off

When your a guy obsessed with another guy.

Leo: That guy swole like Hulk Hogan!!!
Me: Suck him off already!!!

by NemesisVik December 15, 2021

Suck it

A term used in physic the show and it is used in reference to telling someone to suck you everlasting Dick in a insulting manner.

“Suck it green boyyyy”-Georgenotfound MCYT

by Dippydoozy July 15, 2021

Super Suck Cannon

A weapon used by King K. Rool in Super Smash Bros. It can shoot out cannon balls and then suck, using the suck at a ledge can lead to a stale. You can also use the cannon to perform Suck and Cuck.

Oh crap, he is using his Super Suck Cannon.

by Yoinky Bruh March 12, 2019

Tibetan Chuck and Suck

When you travel to the Far East and a Tibetan hooker vomits on your dick, then proceeds to slurp it back up and keep sucking. *Not to be confused with the Indonesian chuck and suck*

She ate too much pad Thai before sucking my dick…she ended up doing the Tibetan chuck and suck.

by cumgutter August 31, 2022

National Suck Dick Day

A day where girls nicely decide to give their boyfriends blowjobs.

(If the girlfriend and boyfriend are not together on this day, then the girlfriend must make it up on another day of her boyfriends choice. )

Yes, tomorrow is National Suck Dick Day.

by kwefnlsvbmsl June 24, 2020